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[–] [email protected] 107 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I feel like what he said was fine. What the interpreter said was fucked up.

But "I came to grope and I ain’t leaving" is pretty on brand for several of our presidents in the last 30 years.

[–] masquenox 57 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But “I came to grope and I ain’t leaving”

Pretty much US foreign policy, if you ask me.

[–] FelixCress 1 points 1 week ago

But they are usually less open about it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait, several? The most I can think of is 2 (because Bush, as terrible as he was, doesn't seem like the kind of guy to have this flaw).

[–] Madison420 5 points 1 week ago (6 children)

The coked out, drunk frat boy vibe isn't a bit rapey? Also you know the whole credibly accused thing and questionable links to Epstein like a lot of politicians.

https://www.vox.com/2018/12/1/17274466/eight-women-george-hw-bush-touching-inappropriately-metoo-legacy

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[–] GreenKnight23 85 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] solstice 4 points 1 week ago

That's ol' Slippin Jimmy for you, ever hear about that time in Chicago with the sunroof? Good stuff

[–] SpiceDealer 59 points 1 week ago

Seymour, who reportedly had a daily rate of $150 for his translation services, lasted less than a day on the job before he was replaced.

$150 in 1977 is roughly $800 today. I don't think he charged enough for such an epic troll.

[–] DaMonsterKnees 30 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Which of course means “I’m a doughnut”

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

That's a myth. It roughly translates into: "I want to fuck and I'm not leaving."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I am always baffled that people still believe that myth.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Clearly, they're Pfannkuchen

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

That's a first rate ragebait for germans 😁

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I just heard Eddie izzards bit on it and I love it

[–] aeronmelon 3 points 1 week ago

“…Omnibüs!” techno music

[–] batmaniam 1 points 1 week ago

I tried to get a photo in front of the gate with a donught. Apparently it's just not a very popular pastry in Germany, or at least it wasn't at the time (not suprised given what I ate there... Don't know why you'd settle). IIRC even the dunkins nearby didn't have one.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And — while it's been said that Polish journalists exaggerated on this part — it was widely reported that Seymour also mistranslated the innocuous statement that Carter was happy to be in Poland to the much less innocent claim that he was "happy to grasp at Poland's private parts."

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So was the translator polish or American? Because either he was an American that was bad at polish or a polish guy who was a huge troll.

[–] FelixCress 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Look at his name and take a wild guess.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah that’s what I imagined but you never know. A guy who grew up in Poland but has an English speaking father with the last name Seymour sounds exactly like the kind of guy who would become a translator.

[–] FelixCress 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

A guy who grew up in Poland would think twice before saying that Carter desires Polish people (in sexual sense) 😂

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] dogsnest 48 points 1 week ago

That screenshot.

[–] Hawke 39 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] hOrni 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It would be nice to know, what exactly he said, as I am Polish.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

The important bits:

“I left the United States this morning” => “left America for good to fly to Poland”

‘I have come to learn your opinions and understand your desires for the future’ => ‘I have come here because I desire you’.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not the Reddit

Sorry, but, what Reddit link do you refer to?

[–] Hawke 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

The one in the screenshot. It says ”via Reddit”.

I’m guessing it’s on r/todayilearned

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[–] nl4real 25 points 1 week ago

He's here to fuck and he's not leaving.

I absolutely love OOP's summary. One of the best posts in internet history.

[–] someguy3 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not the worst invasion they've seen.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

And considering this was 1977, it might've been a welcome change from Moscow's loving embrace

[–] Shard 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'd be concerned if it was something bill clinton said.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I'd be intrigued

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I can't judge; the only Polish words I can really say describe stuff like chairs, tables, armoires, that kind of thing. You know, furniture Polish.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Stół z powyłamywanymi nogami.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Epic! That is something you can't hear on a news cast nowadays.

[–] naught101 7 points 1 week ago

Tbh I wouldn't be that surprised if trump said something similar in English.

[–] pyre 4 points 1 week ago

"here we go again"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

~~Reminds me of the famous "I am a jelly donut" line I think from JFK or whoever it was.~~

Edit: turns out its a myth! Another poster said it below but here's the page I found with the info: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/why-does-everybody-think-jfk-said-im-jelly-donut-180963779/

[–] Hawke 3 points 1 week ago

Ich bin ein Berliner. Yep, JFK.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's a fun story, however I also found it really interesting after learning German that this is really overblown outside of Germany.

I once tried to reference it with German friends and they didn't even understand why it was supposed to be funny!

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