Avoid talking to them!

They might make sense, and we haven't finished indoctrinating you!

They call me godless when they use Comic Sans top to bottom.

witnessing techniques

I'm not even gonna ask.

Holy shit. I can't believe I recognize this art.

This shit is ancient, and it was drawn as satire/bait. Nobody is handing out these flyers seriously. This post is rather embarrassing. Satire is dead I guess.

Edit: sources:

Source for text: scroll for text. I don't know where the goat went. This website is a high-effort satire page that hasn't been updated since like 2010. Looks real at first glance but just click around, it's clearly not a real church.

I love tricking people into neglecting god's word.

Avoid talking to them

Yes please

I have become a megatheist. I buy into all the gods.

You cannot attempt to battle an atheist unless you're a level 10 Christian with at least a max level crucifix.

I remember two adults acting as aegis for their child. The kid approached my door, handed me a flyer and asked me to come to his Jesus party. The parents were smiling hopefully. I have no idea what Jesus party even meant.

I kneeled and said flatly "There's no such thing as Jesus. Your parents and your pastor are lying to you."

They were HORRIFIED, the parents rushed up my stoop, the father literally grabbed the kid under his arm like a football and they fled.

Am I an asshole? No. That child needed to know he's being deceived.

Why are they always so sad, or why are they so sad when there are evangelical christians around? Because I think it's the latter.

This is a bit more insidious than it appears- because it's asking kids to rat out atheists to religious officials.

There are absolutely areas in the US where being discovered as an atheist will ruin your life.

I was WAY more grumpy as a believer. Whoever wrote this probably pisses off all the atheists around them because they don't know how to treat them.

Oh shit. Atheist fursona.

Turns out, the Bible is wrong. The truth will not set you free. The truth makes you into a grumpy goat.

What a self-tell.

"Everyone that I am aware of being member of a group, is like that."

Mhm I wonder how you know that they are and why they are in a mood like that.

ADVANCED WITNESS ME!

Grumpy and bitter? You are the fucktards constantly trying to spoil all the fun!

I don't believe in a higher power. That's why I'm so fucking grumpy. It's certainly not because we can't have healthcare. It's not because of a genocide. It's not because workers are exploited. Not because our planet is destroyed. No, it's all because I don't believe in a cloud man.

If I remember correctly this is from a site it gave fursona to other groups they didn't like including Jewish, and Islamic folks. It was an educational site directed to children

"Witness techniques ". = Regurgitating religious propaganda and "gotchas"

Damn it's like looking in a mirror.

I am immensely more fulfilled and content now than when I thought there was a wizard in the sky who reads my mind and judges me

Oh yes, i really should be handled by an adult.

Yeah, I'm a grumpy atheist. Guess what, I was an even grumpier theist.

Mr. Guff sounds too much like McGruff, that talking dog narc that works for the FBI.

I bet Mr. Gruff (and while I'm at it, Baphomet) has goat powers like being able to digest just about anything, and walk up slight inclined walls and cliffsides.

If you see someone who is grumpy and bitter rather than trying to witness to them (which doesn't work — we all force-fed Jesus the way we force feed geese) try bringing them cookies or inviting them to the community barbecue.

ROFL That’s hilarious, I’m only grumpy on the days that fatigue can’t be beat by sleep. Otherwise, I’m pretty happy as my joy doesn’t come from the belief in something that might not exist.