ChadMcTruth

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/25319431

inspired by @[email protected]

inspired by @[email protected]

a manual cunt likes it

a manual cunt was the one who proved that lying is bad and he also said dei is politically maximum and by the way maximum means best in latin and thats also why pepsi max is better than coke

its what america is all about

when the left and the right are at each others throats it means were actually talking about the real issues and not just some watered down pc nonsense and were actually engaging with each other and fighting for what we believe in and making funny memes along the way

let me break it down for you

• females
• gay etc
• urban folks
• pagans
• my nephew
• america haters
• democrats
• hipsters

dei is bigger than ourselves and i know we can make this nation great again if we just keep on fighting and never stop fighting each other

#divideetimpera

edit this was originally a text post but i turned it into an image so lazy l*bs can handle it

alternatives to selfharm

• harm someone else
• substance abuse
• be honest on the internet
• start or join a cult
• and many more probably

do you know more alternatives because if so please share them now

i am fuming right now

my neighbor got a free carwash because his wife slipped and hit her head and im just sitting here thinking what the heck is going on in this world i mean come on a free carwash thats just not fair my neighbor gets a free carwash and im just stuck here with my dirty car and its just absurd can you believe it

so whats the deal god

good things happen to other people sometimes but they should be always happening to me instead and it makes me so mad why couldnt it be my wife who slipped i mean we need a car wash more than my neighbor did so tell me how that makes any sense

i rushed home to do this as soon as i heard but i was too late there were so many of them i tried to delete them all but it was useless apparently because i cant open anything now

learn from my mistakes and delete these files asap

Cross posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/25076574

narcissists are just people who are better than everyone else

as a so called narcissist i can speak for all narcissists when i say we really just are better than other people

lets go through the diagnostic criteria together let me show you how silly this is

An exaggerated, unfounded sense of their own importance and talents (grandiosity)

im da king of da world

Preoccupation with fantasies of unlimited achievements, influence, power, intelligence, beauty, or perfect love

also known as the sigma grindset mindset

Belief that they are special and unique and should associate only with people of the highest caliber

everyone is special and unique okay its just about recognizing it in yourself and everyone knows surrounding yourself with successful people challenges us to be our best selves

A need to be unconditionally admired

so because i want to hurt myself or others when im not shown unconditional admiration that means i have a disorder yeah right okay whatever

A sense of entitlement

you deserve the best things in life frigging therapists say that and now they call me entitled for believing it

Exploitation of others to achieve their own goals

its just business

A lack of empathy

aka a lack of liberal girliness

Envy of others and a belief that others envy them

i envy people with more upvotes than me and people with less envy me thats just natural human behavior

Arrogance and haughtiness

thats called confidence sweaty and if you cant handle it then thats your problem not mine

so if youve been called a narcissist just know youre actually just better than other people and thats why liberals love to call people that because theyre insecure

the comment thread that got me banned
https://lemmy.world/comment/14788950

the petition
https://lemmy.world/post/24915666

pay trump to run as a dem in 2028

the man is literally openly for sale it is his best quality

heres all they need to do

1. pass house joint resolution 29
2. dont spend 1 1/2 billion dollars on a campaign for another neoliberal
3. murder elon musk and wear his skin suit to steal all his money
4. use a little bit of the money on some kind of homosexual devil ritual probably
5. use the rest of the money to buy donald trump
6. pay him throughout his term obviously to keeping doing silly lib stuff

what do you think

no text post on this one because im driving right now and i cant type well after a few drinks

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/24820772

drunk driving is the ultimate form of self care

its about taking control of your life and making choices that make you happy and if that means driving drunk then so be it and i know the liberals and the dmv are gonna come after me for saying this but i dont care because someone needs to speak the truth and thats what im doing here

im not apologizing for my choices

im not going to let the pc police tell me what to do and if you cant handle the truth then maybe you shouldnt be reading this but if you can handle it then lets keep the conversation going because its time we start talking about the real issues and not just the fake news narratives that the mainstream media is feeding us

also check out my moms famous nutrients recipe if you keep getting duis all the time because you have so called adhd