Rhynoplaz

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[–] Rhynoplaz 6 points 1 hour ago

Great job!

I probably should have done that, but who knows?

[–] Rhynoplaz 1 points 1 hour ago

It's not my jam, but I got nothing against her.

[–] Rhynoplaz 75 points 2 hours ago

Now, don't get me wrong, fuck Trump and fuck Musk.

That being said, It's most likely more simple than a master plan for world domination. He's removing protections for workers and consumers so he can cut corners, pay less, and make more money. Plain and simple.

[–] Rhynoplaz 4 points 13 hours ago

Oh you are so right about ADHD and criticism. It hurts deep. But I don't lash out at others, just quietly at myself afterwards.

[–] Rhynoplaz 3 points 14 hours ago

Add me to the computer only at work club.

[–] Rhynoplaz 3 points 14 hours ago

Or cheap sunglasses.

[–] Rhynoplaz 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Get yourself a ZZ Top tee, you'll wake up a sharp dressed man!

[–] Rhynoplaz 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Rhynoplaz 3 points 18 hours ago

Yes, but not really.

In the 90s, the Internet was more like a fetch system. You'd think of a question and you'd go to the Internet to find the answer, and then it was back to the real world.

Now it's a push system. Answers are sent to us throughout the day, long before we are able to think of the question.

[–] Rhynoplaz 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

The first one, I assumed it was a Russian Troll, but then more kept coming and I can't help but wonder how many are lying and how many are idiots.

[–] Rhynoplaz 12 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

Speaking of terrorist propaganda, I was in the comment section of a news site, and I was shocked by how many people were calling Zelenskyy a dictator and blaming the war on HIM.

IT WASN'T THAT LONG AGO!!! HOW CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHO INVADED WHO?!?

[–] Rhynoplaz 9 points 20 hours ago (6 children)

I don't know if this was planned or a coincidence.

Last week the radio DJ thought of a fun little game to play. He was thinking about all his old rock band t shirts and came up with "I went to bed in my Led Zeppelin shirt, but I woke up in Kashmir."

The game is to change the band, and use one of their songs for what you woke up in. The more sense it makes, or the funnier it is gets you bonus points.

So, for the rest of my drive, I'm sitting in my car thinking up my own, like wearing my Red Hot Chili Peppers shirt to bed and waking up Under the Bridge.

Before I get to work, the radio plays The Cars: My Best Friend's Girl. I don't know if the DJ picked it on purpose, or they just run an automated playlist, but I thought it was one of the best answers yet!

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Data Scrubbing Tele-mortgagers (self.mildlyinfuriating)
 

In the past 24 hours, I've gotten three calls from mortgage companies looking for my ex-wife. I was pretty sure that she wouldn't put my phone number on her applications, so I asked the last guy who called how he got my number. He explained that they watch EVERYBODY'S credit, and when a mortgage inquiry pops up on anyone's report, they call every number that's ever been associated with that person, just so they can try to snatch the business from the company that ran the inquiry.

One of the callers, after being told I was not my ex, proceeded to read off her birthday and ask if that's when I was born. "No, but thanks for sharing her private information without permission."

If anybody was thinking about using Rocket Mortgage, I would recommend that you don't. If they are this shady on cold calling, I wouldn't trust anything else they do.

 
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Got a text from an old friend. (self.dull_mens_club)
submitted 1 month ago by Rhynoplaz to c/dull_mens_club
 

He needs some extra hands to pick up a snowblower. We haven't really talked in years. It'll be nice to catch up.

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Rhynoplaz to c/asklemmy
 

Just a thought that crossed my mind today.

If I was to ask everyone that you've ever interacted with (IRL) what their general opinion of you is, what do you hope the most common answer would be?

Would you hope they consider you a successful person, physically attractive, smart, the best in your field, etc?

Personally, my answer is "A good, kind person. Friendly and helpful."

Just wondering what the rest of feel.

EDIT: Based on the first few responses, I'm thinking I should have clarified better.

I'm not talking about your legacy after you're dead, I just mean right here, right now. You have left an impression on people. That is inevitable. Surely there aren't that many people that don't give a fuck what anyone thinks, but I must admit, it is a valid answer. Maybe you are the person who doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks. 🤷🏻‍♂️

 

The Pastor of Muppets is coming your way!

 

Kind of a shower thought, and maybe it's just how I run campaigns, but it feels like there's a lot of parallels between DMing and that guy who has a great idea for a book/movie but will never write a single page.

The DM comes up with "So what if there's this guy with this magic power, and the only way to beat him is through a very specific process." And then all the Players decide: who are the characters? What do they do? What do they say? How's it all work out?

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Extra exciting night tonight! (self.dull_mens_club)
submitted 3 months ago by Rhynoplaz to c/dull_mens_club
 

My wife put in a pickup order at Sam's Club, so while we were up there, we got supper at the Chinese buffet!

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submitted 4 months ago by Rhynoplaz to c/xbox
 

It only took me two weekends to get through the whole thing, and now that it's over. Wow!

It resembles Slay the Spire, where you choose your path, and collect cards and powers, but the matches are more like puzzles. Your opponent creates scenarios and how you pay your cards determines if you move on or perish.

Now a big reason why I loved this game is the weird shit that happens, and weird shit isn't fun when you know it's coming, so that's all I'm going to say about that.

If you like puzzles or cards games or a story that makes you say WHAT THE FUCK?!? start downloading it now, it's free on Gamepass!

 

Corporate America has programmed people to HUSTLE! BE THE BEST! ACHIEVE! MAKE MORE MONEY!!! for so long that they now need to pay someone to come and teach us how to relax, enjoy the moment and be happy again.

 

I was relieved to see there were no bids on the Nazi trash.

I wonder if there's some guy out there that collects little metal cars who really wants to bid, but doesn't want to be the guy who bought the Nazi coin.

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by Rhynoplaz to c/asklemmy
 

I've been invited to attend a Tim Walz rally tonight, and I have no idea what to expect. Share your stories and get me pumped up to see our next VP!

Update: Everybody was right, lots of standing and clapping, but what I really didn't expect was the sense of family I felt with all these strangers around me. We'd bump into each other, and laugh it off, one guy was telling me about how his son was thinking about going to the college that I work at (I was still wearing my shirt from work), and we all just knew that we were working together to make great things happen. I'll probably skip the next one, but it was a great experience. I'm glad I went, and would recommend going to one if you have a chance, and a candidate you believe in.

 

Make-up and KISS!

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