Rhynoplaz

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[–] Rhynoplaz 10 points 53 minutes ago

It actually would.

[–] Rhynoplaz 8 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

No wait! I read something about this! Those were totally different brussel sprouts! I guess they came up with a new species that didn't such so bad and that's why brussel sprouts suddenly got tolerable.

Now I have to go see how much of this is true.

Edit: What do you know? All of it! https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2019/10/30/773457637/from-culinary-dud-to-stud-how-dutch-plant-breeders-built-our-brussels-sprouts-bo

[–] Rhynoplaz 31 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

It's better to have it renewed than risk it turning expired. That will definitely mess up your driving report.

[–] Rhynoplaz 15 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Right? He could just be making shit up and we just believe it because he's Superman!

[–] Rhynoplaz 2 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Isn't that the same as iris and pupil?

[–] Rhynoplaz 6 points 14 hours ago

I'm using boost. I've just been scrolling very slowly.

[–] Rhynoplaz 5 points 14 hours ago

Thanks for sharing!

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[–] Rhynoplaz 18 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (6 children)

I've always been fond of:

The person who makes me, doesn't want me

The person who buys me, doesn't need me

The person who uses me, doesn't even know it

What am I?

Maybe not the hardest, but it's a good one, and most people I ask, don't get it very quickly.

I'm not sure how to spoilers the answer, so I'll just give you time to guess the answer. It's more fun that way.

[–] Rhynoplaz 5 points 17 hours ago (5 children)

Same situation with assholes and anal sphincters.

[–] Rhynoplaz 26 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

They don't have locks, but they do have a doorbell.

[–] Rhynoplaz 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Have you looked into land mines?

 
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Got a text from an old friend. (self.dull_mens_club)
submitted 1 week ago by Rhynoplaz to c/dull_mens_club
 

He needs some extra hands to pick up a snowblower. We haven't really talked in years. It'll be nice to catch up.

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Rhynoplaz to c/asklemmy
 

Just a thought that crossed my mind today.

If I was to ask everyone that you've ever interacted with (IRL) what their general opinion of you is, what do you hope the most common answer would be?

Would you hope they consider you a successful person, physically attractive, smart, the best in your field, etc?

Personally, my answer is "A good, kind person. Friendly and helpful."

Just wondering what the rest of feel.

EDIT: Based on the first few responses, I'm thinking I should have clarified better.

I'm not talking about your legacy after you're dead, I just mean right here, right now. You have left an impression on people. That is inevitable. Surely there aren't that many people that don't give a fuck what anyone thinks, but I must admit, it is a valid answer. Maybe you are the person who doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks. 🤷🏻‍♂️

 

The Pastor of Muppets is coming your way!

 

Kind of a shower thought, and maybe it's just how I run campaigns, but it feels like there's a lot of parallels between DMing and that guy who has a great idea for a book/movie but will never write a single page.

The DM comes up with "So what if there's this guy with this magic power, and the only way to beat him is through a very specific process." And then all the Players decide: who are the characters? What do they do? What do they say? How's it all work out?

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Extra exciting night tonight! (self.dull_mens_club)
submitted 2 months ago by Rhynoplaz to c/dull_mens_club
 

My wife put in a pickup order at Sam's Club, so while we were up there, we got supper at the Chinese buffet!

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submitted 2 months ago by Rhynoplaz to c/xbox
 

It only took me two weekends to get through the whole thing, and now that it's over. Wow!

It resembles Slay the Spire, where you choose your path, and collect cards and powers, but the matches are more like puzzles. Your opponent creates scenarios and how you pay your cards determines if you move on or perish.

Now a big reason why I loved this game is the weird shit that happens, and weird shit isn't fun when you know it's coming, so that's all I'm going to say about that.

If you like puzzles or cards games or a story that makes you say WHAT THE FUCK?!? start downloading it now, it's free on Gamepass!

 

Corporate America has programmed people to HUSTLE! BE THE BEST! ACHIEVE! MAKE MORE MONEY!!! for so long that they now need to pay someone to come and teach us how to relax, enjoy the moment and be happy again.

 

I was relieved to see there were no bids on the Nazi trash.

I wonder if there's some guy out there that collects little metal cars who really wants to bid, but doesn't want to be the guy who bought the Nazi coin.

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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by Rhynoplaz to c/asklemmy
 

I've been invited to attend a Tim Walz rally tonight, and I have no idea what to expect. Share your stories and get me pumped up to see our next VP!

Update: Everybody was right, lots of standing and clapping, but what I really didn't expect was the sense of family I felt with all these strangers around me. We'd bump into each other, and laugh it off, one guy was telling me about how his son was thinking about going to the college that I work at (I was still wearing my shirt from work), and we all just knew that we were working together to make great things happen. I'll probably skip the next one, but it was a great experience. I'm glad I went, and would recommend going to one if you have a chance, and a candidate you believe in.

 

Make-up and KISS!

 

This one's for JusticeforPorygon!

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