Thanks, Phineas and Ferb!
It's possible, but once we get involved in the war, we'll have the means of travel AND the guns, and of course, our insatiable desire to conquer.
They're better off leaving us alone.
I apologize for my snarky remark, but I'm not playing this game with you.
I've fallen victim to trying to tap a screenshot of a share or download button quite a few times.
Democrats used to be the conservative party before Nixon (my timing might be off) said "Hold my beer" and turned the Republicans into the regressive Christian theocracy it is today.
So, the civil war thing doesn't really count because it was a different party with different ideals under the same name.
There are also very few people who take everything extremely literally, yet here you are.
"Put on your own oxygen mask before assisting others."
There's little to nothing I can do to fix world hunger, if I can't feed myself.
That's probably alright, just keep an eye out. Let her know about the crazy stuff before he eases her into it.
Also, it's not the boyfriends fault. He was raised in it and doesn't know better. Assuming he's otherwise a good kid, talking shit on him will not help the cause.
The cup size SHOULD be the difference in inches between the circumference below the breast and circumference around the breast.
3" difference would be a C cup
5" would be DD.
Why they double up some letters and not others, I couldn't tell you. 🤷🏻♂️
My ex used to sell underwear.
Yeah, but we reserve the word cult for the most dangerous ones.
You should ask your daughter about Scientology.
Does she explain it like it's ridiculous, or credible?
You might want to show her that clip from South Park if she doesn't realize it's batshit crazy.
Teach her (don't force her, that never works) before she falls in with a cult and you lose her forever.
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I'm listening to a motivational speaker at a corporate conference when I realize...
(self.showerthoughts)
I was relieved to see there were no bids on the Nazi trash.
I wonder if there's some guy out there that collects little metal cars who really wants to bid, but doesn't want to be the guy who bought the Nazi coin.
I've been invited to attend a Tim Walz rally tonight, and I have no idea what to expect. Share your stories and get me pumped up to see our next VP!
Update: Everybody was right, lots of standing and clapping, but what I really didn't expect was the sense of family I felt with all these strangers around me. We'd bump into each other, and laugh it off, one guy was telling me about how his son was thinking about going to the college that I work at (I was still wearing my shirt from work), and we all just knew that we were working together to make great things happen. I'll probably skip the next one, but it was a great experience. I'm glad I went, and would recommend going to one if you have a chance, and a candidate you believe in.
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No. A lot of them work with each other, but not all toilets are the same.