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[–] [email protected] 231 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I am even more disappointed by that guy's choice to work only 6 days a week.

I do not believe in sleep or rest.

I firmly believe that CEOs require diapers, not toilet breaks.

I used to shit myself continuously at the office, the stench was unbearable. And yet I went on, staying at my desk, asking people to come in to berate them.

I chose to be estranged by my whole family. My kids hate me. My wife despises me. My father won't talk to me. Even my mother loathes me.

I managed all that by dedicating every second of my life to my job, so that I can die miserably and get a gravestone saying 'lmao the shitman's dead, rest in shit loser'.

[–] MeatPilot 48 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Amateur! I haven't stood up in so long my leg muscles have atrophied. Slowly my body has fused with my office chair. I only take 10 min micro naps as my body periodically shuts down, a weakest of my flesh. Never leaving the office, I occupy one entire floor of the building as my productivity lair. This floor has been secretly hidden from everyone else to avoid distractions. I only enter other floors when most employees are gone for the day, usually late at night. I make these excursions to double check my coworkers daily progress or scavenge for food.

Most of my coworkers seem to fear me, perhaps I've become something of myth? They gave me a name, because I heard one scream "the Chairman is real!" as I startled him. He was working late that night as I creeped around his cubicle wall. Since I was famished, I quickly knocked him out with a keyboard and dragged him back to my lair for a quick power lunch.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

Someone is thinking about the shareholders!!!

[–] [email protected] 135 points 1 month ago (2 children)

if it took him 91 hours a week to do his job, they probably should have let him go.

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[–] [email protected] 100 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's the classic I-suffered-so-everyone-else-should-suffer-to-keep-it-fair mentality.

Ignoring the fact that we should work to reduce suffering for future generations.

[–] Valmond 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And that it's probably a lie, and even if it isn't a lie he's not doing it anymore.

[–] spankmonkey 14 points 1 month ago

He is counting all of his two hour lunches, his golfing/tennis/other sport activities that count as 'networking', spending hours harrassing his secretaries, and all of the other non-productive 'work' in his entirely fictitious work schedule.

[–] DarkSpectrum 73 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Men like this do not understand the magic of the world around them 😔

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 75 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Plenty of them are just liars. They'll look you dead in the eye and tell you "When I was your age, I worked 29 hours a day and 10 days per week".

Others simply don't want to acknowledge that the nature of their "work" is play. Flying from party to party with their gaggle of C-level friends, wining and dining clients and patrons, getting a Bill Clinton style office break between angry calls to your junior managers to "work harder!", playing Sim City or Factorio with a billion dollars in state money unconcerned with the end result because you already took out a big chunk as your share, golfing...

None of these assholes are doing manual labor. They're all just schmoozing with one another and collecting a vig on the cash that passes through their hands.

[–] Frozengyro 31 points 1 month ago

Not to mention they have people to take care of their cleaning, laundry, cooking, etc. Regular people do all that work themselves.

[–] Valmond 23 points 1 month ago

Plus they parasite the society.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They know the price of everything and the value of nothing.

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I used to work with a guy like this, they'd do six hours of work in twelve hours, were constantly having important business calls etc, and simply didn't have a life outside of work.

I'd be willing to bet this person was less productive than some executives that worked less than half the time.

[–] ohlaph 11 points 1 month ago

Exactly. I worked with a few people like this. Claimed to work 7-8 basically. I would see them drop for a hour at a time several times a day, be unresponsive for hours, and hardly get anything accomplished, and when it was, it was either broken or poor quality.

The brag isn't what they think it is

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This isn't that difficult if your only job is reading emails and giving one word replies like Yes, No, Proceed, or Delay

Which is all the guys at that level do.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At my job we've learned that anyone above director level simply will not read beyond the first sentence of a fucking email. So we have to write them these orc-like one liner emails and pray they understand whatever it is the fuck they need to understand. They have zero nuance or patience. They just want to grunt and point.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

They do notice bolded, red letters usually saying "PRODUCTION HALT".
So if the first email didn't do the trick you double the CC list and sprinkle some color in the text. After that they're on their own.

[–] telllos 9 points 1 month ago

Also eat finger food during meetings

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have to suffer, so the other people should do that, too.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

I ~~have~~ choose to suffer, so the other people should do that, too.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Just to add more context, this shithead's daughter is the wife of the British PM.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Wife of previous British PM, not the current one

[–] NOT_RICK 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was just looking at a picture of Victoria Starmer thinking, “uhhh, what?”

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

It's a big club

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I hated working with a team in India because of their insane work expectations. I'd be online in the morning my time, knowing it's basically the middle of the night for them. I'd say things weren't a high priority but they'd still stay online and finish it that day (that sort of stuff). Then they'd basically work first thing when they woke up as well. It was really frustrating in a weird way. I shouldn't have to resist communicating with a coworker because I suspect they're going to ruin their work life balance to do something I ask them to (even when I make it clear it's a low priority). But I can't just not communicate things that need to be done or ask questions I need answers to. It really sucked.

Like imagine your friend is asleep and you're at their house. You want some coffee at some point so you just shoot them a text message asking where it is in the kitchen as you go back to bed to wait for them to wake up. Next thing they dart out of their room, groggy, apologizing for over sleeping, and begin making you a whole ass latte. Then imagine them doing stuff like this so often that you're nervous to ask them to do things so they don't drop everything to assist. Now imagine they're a coworker so you must communicate tasks to them. That's sort of what it felt like.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Lol, I have maybe a co-worker or two I feel that way about. Work in events so work-life balance gets rocked during peak busy times. It's honestly just really hard to turn it off, cause everything needs to happen either 5 minutes ago or yesterday.

Like, shindig being planned for 2030 but we need those details yesterday.

I can emphasize. We work hard, bro, catch this email back on Monday. 😮‍💨😂

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s like a recipe for becoming a fuckhead.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

He definitely didn't get rich from that. Only stupid people work for money. He works WITH money.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago

"I hated my life, if I had any, and so will you"

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago

Let me guess: he was 30 when that picture was taken.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

has some common ancestry with the assholes from Spaceballs, I see

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

"Who made this man a gunner?!"

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Asian parents be like: "dEPreSSiON iS cAusEd bY LaZiNesS, juST WoRK hARdeR aND yOU wiLL bE hAPpy!"

Me: 🥲🔫

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 15 points 1 month ago

Going outside, getting some fresh air and exercise, and seeing friends/family/neighbors is a great treatment for depression

But long hours of private work/study and repetitive manual labor get in the way of that

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

It's not just Asia, my parents are from the 1950s, in an European country, and they had the same mentality. Money through hard work was the equivalent of a good life. Our holidays were never fun. No one knew what enjoying life is.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

Did he fly to work on the back of a dragon as well?

[–] eran_morad 24 points 1 month ago

Fuck you. I am whoring out my brainpower and will do only what I’m paid for. If it happens to take only an hour each workday, that’s not my concern.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Sometimes I feel like we need a government appointed slapper, a person who's job it is to look dickheads up and be authorized to give them a big slap across their face for being assholes.

Bodyguards would not be allowed to prevent it, and a report on why the slap was delivered would be presented.

In this case the report would say:

Slap ID: 2025-01-427

Reason for slap: Being an uncaring idiot

Details: Slapee forgot about the value of family and personal growth, made statements and took actions to reduce those to unsustainable levels. This was based on slapee's own missersble work history and mistaken assumption that slapee's personal choices in the past is the only correct choice by modern workers. This is currently false and was false in the past as well. Slapee is reminded that their own choices and failings should not be forced onto others.

Expected outcome from slap: Slapee takes a week off work and experience their own personal life to experience the value of it, then spends six months in intensive therapy sorting out their own life to be a better leader.

Possible future actions: If Slapee neglects to take action to correct their behavior, the ministry of punching may need to be contacted and further percussive encouragement may be delivered.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

Yeah he's like Elon; he never sleeps and has no concept of how anyone could possibly be different than him unless they're inferior. Just another rich narcissist sociopath.

[–] LovableSidekick 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The look on his face really screams happiness and fulfillment, don't it?

[–] Sam_Bass 21 points 1 month ago

That explains the sunny expression

[–] jaggedrobotpubes 21 points 1 month ago

Anybody that deep in that awfulness is of course going to try to play it off like a badge of honor. So hard to see it for what it is from there.

[–] nifty 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Only 13% of adults in India have attainted tertiary education vs 17% in China, and 50% in the U.S. Explains where the bulk of productivity is in those countries, hard and blue collar labor. So this explains this guy’s pov, he basically wants to exploit labor as hard as possible.

https://www.statista.com/statistics/232951/university-degree-attainment-by-country/

Republicans want to create that kind of system here in the U.S. because they’re convinced that you don’t need an educated population to maintain US GDP supremacy, completely neglecting that the bulk of US services are centered around work that’s not hard labor or blue collar related. Even if the U.S. makes a transition to blue collar or hard labor work in the next decade, it will never attain the same kind of productivity as India and China in this respect because of the different cultural make up of these respective countries…unless, there’s a brain drain and people who want a higher quality of life abandon ship to a non-factory country.

But importantly, the reason China and India have that kind of GDP output given their respective focus in the first place is precisely because the U.S. focuses its attention on financial and technical innovation. So if everyone shifts to pushing hard labor, then what happens? Someone’s going to have to pick up the slack, and it’s likely going to be the EU unless Russia steam rolls over them.

The way nations and their leaders decide to do things is interesting, often to the detriment of sane long term investments.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

if you remember the faces of your children you have failed as a salaryman

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[–] PDFuego 11 points 1 month ago

What's the point? If you're not enjoying your life and you think everyone else should be doing this too so it's not like your "sacrifice" is so that they can enjoy life, then what are you working for?

[–] iAvicenna 10 points 1 month ago

In reality you are just addicted to making money so what you are saying is "I do drugs and so should everyone"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

How do you maintain a 14 hour schedule in half a day?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

How's that working out for your country, Narayan?

Let's see...

India over here in the third world, despite his 14hr days and no work life balance.

Germany over here in the first world with 8ish hour days and a very good work life balance.

I say this with no disrespect to people of his group that are unlike him... Ok, boomer.

[–] Thcdenton 8 points 1 month ago

Imagine being this turd's kid

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