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[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or thought it through thoroughly.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Say that three times very quick

[–] MataVatnik 55 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I disagree, clearly they did.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So sad when that sign went down… was 100% planned.

[–] MataVatnik 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] MataVatnik 3 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

a light and savory mid-afternoon snack. it's ~ 3pm i think down there right now.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

That's a pretty tame eating ass comment tho.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Cute, but I'd be surprised if that was a real sign at any point in time.

The McDonald's at Yass is actually open 24 hours, and I'm pretty sure that has been the case for at least 20 years or so when I last visited.

Map: https://maps.app.goo.gl/j51aCS9rhHTvpVce9

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

I lived near this sign and passed it a dozen times, they only took it down in the last few years. It was pretty infamous, even before it hit the internet.

[–] Delphia 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That meme is old as fuck. I legitimately burned a cd of "funny pictures" with this on it 25 years ago for a friend in highschool because we both had dialup and sharing pictures was just too cumbersome.

[–] toynbee 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

A CD of "funny pictures"? Even with ancient tech, that must have been a crazy number of pictures, funny or otherwise.

I'm not doubting your claim, I'm just impressed by your commitment. I also had a huge amount of "funny pictures" and a dodgy Internet connection, but I didn't have any friends, so I setup DDNS to host pictures that no one but I would ever see.

I leave you with this funny picture: https://xkcd.com/512/

edit: I forgot, before I used DDNS, I put many of my pictures on an Angelfire account used by my friend's StarCraft clan. At the time I didn't realize Angelfire was free, at least at that tier, and was unable to convince my parents to pay for one. Even with our piddly 28.8 connection, it was worth it. This was, I think, the last image I uploaded there (sorry about the reddit link):

edit 2: At least for me, the reddit link didn't work. Here's another version of the same picture:

[–] Delphia 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yeah, I used to just accumulate every meme I could at LANs back before people called them memes. I think at the time Id just upgraded to an 8 Gig hdd.

I had memes about Windows 95.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Back when the word 'macro' was still a thing....

[–] toynbee 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nice! Not to one-up (or one down) you or anything, but my HDD was 6.4GB. Last time I tested that drive (which was admittedly a few years ago), it even still worked. It was a Quantum drive, a brand I've otherwise not heard of, but one which was apparently notable enough to to get its own Wikipedia page.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_Fireball

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I still have a quantum fireball running on a pii-200 for dos gaming

[–] toynbee 1 points 1 week ago

Apparently they were reliable.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)
[–] Zomg 7 points 1 week ago
[–] qarbone 3 points 1 week ago

Instantly heard his voice too.

[–] CheeryLBottom 2 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Yass mcdonalds definitely knew what they were doing, that sign's been up there since the 90's at least (that's when i first saw it on my way to Canberra)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I too evacuate my bowels in the morning.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

time to go down under, i guess.

[–] ms_lane 5 points 1 week ago

"I'm lovin' it"

[–] iamericandre 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

That's like ~1650 years ago. When's the next opening?

[–] Pappabosley 9 points 1 week ago

It is with great regret, i bear the news that this sign has been replaced.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

6 am? I guess the early "riser" gets the ass 🤷

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Honey, please. My ass is open 24/7, 365 for dine in or eating out. 😤

[–] bruhduh 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] bruhduh 5 points 1 week ago
[–] TankovayaDiviziya 3 points 1 week ago

It took me a while to get what was right.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

MYass they didn't think this through

[–] bruhduh 1 points 1 week ago