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nathan mahoney kills another ceo

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[–] BoxOfFeet 69 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You guys realize this company is tiny, right? The guy stabbed isn't some rich CEO. He just runs a machine shop. In Muskegon. Which is basically nowhere. Also, the guy is expected to live, and Nathan was arrested in 15 minutes. This story is no comparison, it's just sad.

[–] Akagigahara 12 points 1 day ago

Definitely not very big, but tiny is an overstatement. https://andersonexpressinc.com/index.php?page=about-us, I would consider them small.

But yeah, to me, this seems more like a violent disagreement than anything on the level of the UHC shooting

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If I have to choose between an America where Executives live in fear that one day they could be the next headline, and one where the same thing happens but it's to school children?

Not much of a choice

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

Easy choice

[–] wildcardology 19 points 1 day ago

I'm holding off on the celebration until I know the reason for the stabbing and what kind of person the president is.

[–] StupidBrotherInLaw 124 points 1 day ago (4 children)

His name better fucking be Mario.

[–] theangryseal 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The Marios of the world probably be thinking deep thoughts about right now…

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[–] Nastybutler 93 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Boardrooms are the new classrooms, if you will

[–] Snapz 10 points 1 day ago

CEOs are identifying as cats and demanding litter boxes to shit in during meetings. And a guy I know has a sister that told him she heard that somewhere.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago

it's starting

[–] AgentGrimstone 15 points 1 day ago

CEOs rethinking RTO

[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wonder if this new trend will stop some CEOs from forcing RTO. Harder to stab over the computer 🤔

[–] Passerby6497 54 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, they'll just WFH. They're important and make the rules, so clearly the rules don't apply to them.

[–] Agent641 38 points 1 day ago (4 children)
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[–] yesman 197 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Workplace violence has always been a thing in the US. As a phenomena, it predates the era of school shootings. It's so common that I feel comfortable predicting that this man's motives were a personal grievance, not class warfare.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 day ago (4 children)

"Going postal" was a thing.

It was a thing before Columbine, cause man, I remember the talks at school about that.

The class was brought out, we sat under a tree, and were allowed to talk about our feelings.

One of my bullies looked me dead in the eye, and said something along the lines of "Its always the quiet ones."

I'm surprised I didn't have to talk to anyone after looking him dead in the eye back and replying "Yeah, it is." Just letting it hang in the air.

I will say, he no longer bullied me after that.

That's ok, I had another bully who learned the hard way that if pushed far enough, I would break bones if provoked enough. Last day of school that year. He clotheslined me and put me in a choke hold when I was running a football, you know, playing like a kid on the last day of school. He still had a hold as we got up, him behind me. When my vision started to dim, I stomped the arch of his foot (multiple fractures, lot of bones there) to get out, then turned and broke his nose with one punch.

It all stopped after that.

Because my teachers were aware of the bullying (thanks for stopping it, assholes) I didn't get in any trouble. This was at the beginning of zero tolerance talks. It was a policy the next school year.

[–] bitjunkie 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The Postal video game series was quite directly based on the trend of postal workers going crazy and killing people in the 80s and 90s.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Zero Tolerance = Bully Enabling

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

There may be a personal grievance, but what are the chances that if he had better work conditions, that the personal grievance he had would have driven him to this?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago

Depending on the grievance it might still be "class warfare" depending on how loosely you define it.

[–] Woht24 37 points 1 day ago

I mean if school shootings are acceptable and there's the chance for many many victims, America should quite happily accept CEO murders to continue.

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[–] Sanctus 253 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Class war finally coming out in the open? One can hope

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Since Europe does whatever 'merica does, I can't wait for this trend to arrive here.

[–] Sanctus 38 points 1 day ago

Why wait? CEOs are killing thousands through their decisions right now and even more later through their actions. Theres no time to waste waiting!

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[–] Tin 86 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

He probably gave them a membership to the jelly of the month club instead of a Christmas bonus.

[–] Nutteman 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Top reference, I will always upvote the greatest christmas movie of all time

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[–] ivanafterall 203 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

All the companies I've worked for have said they're more like families. Families fight sometimes. I think all of these matters should remain between family members.

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[–] [email protected] 212 points 2 days ago (2 children)

with a knife under his ribs. He was transferred to a nearby hospital where he immediately underwent surgery and is expected to make a full recovery.

though.

[–] [email protected] 115 points 2 days ago (3 children)

:(

Everyone, if you're stabbing someone don't leave the knife in. It's gonna block most of the bleeding and give the "victim" higher chances of survival

[–] [email protected] 68 points 2 days ago (4 children)

And maybe twist if you have the time....

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 day ago

And maybe twist if you have the time....

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

This isn't :(

I understand that we are angry, BUT we know nothing about this guy -- the company seems like a small niche manufacturing business. The guy isn't some super elite C-suite executive, he's just a high-level manager/director. Maybe he was an asshole. Don't know if he is guilty of anything though

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago (4 children)

So you're saying I can remove it and stab again??

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[–] ramenshaman 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (10 children)

Yeah, but you also have to have a plan. Human beings are both incredibly tough and fragile at the same time, as long as the brain is getting blood a hospital can save you.

This is why if you stab a CEO you need to go for the neck and know where the arteries are. Heart is okay if you've got a real knife and know what you're doing but it's more effort than it's worth otherwise, and the one thing that won't work is stabbing them in the stomach ten times.

Gut wounds were death in the Before Times before antibiotics, now it's just unpleasant.

[–] ramenshaman 36 points 1 day ago

This guy deposes

[–] Hazor 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Suddenly realizing the anti-education efforts of the Republican bunch, the Koch's and all their ilk, is actually motivated by self-preservation. It's harder to know how to kill your overlords if you never learn about anatomy to know what parts are fragile. For example, you'd never know that cutting the femoral arteries can be every bit as fatal as the carotids, or that when targeting the heart/lungs a knife blade in a vertical orientation would just get caught in the ribs, or that puncturing both lungs would also be extremely bad.

A gut wound that reaches the abdominal aorta very well could be death, but how many people even know where it is?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Definitely don’t lock yourself in with them and repeatedly stab their lungs in a flurry of blows on both sides. That could cause their lungs to collapse and / or fill with blood, which might result in a death by either filling your chest with air but still gasp for air, or drowning in their own blood. And nobody wants that.

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[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 day ago

More like this please. Enough of these parasites destroying the planet and forcing us to live as slaves.

[–] [email protected] 115 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Hey maybe school shootings will go down now

[–] [email protected] 115 points 1 day ago (1 children)

CEO’s are the new classrooms

[–] brucethemoose 41 points 1 day ago (6 children)

And then congress with actually do something about it...

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 day ago

One one way violence will be tolerated in the workplace, and it's not from the lower class!!

/s

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[–] uberdroog 61 points 2 days ago (4 children)

They make tank parts, fyi.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I'm assuming he cancelled Christmas bonuses.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 days ago (3 children)
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