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[–] deltapi 4 points 13 hours ago

Didn't Borat do this?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 18 hours ago

"Act natural, act natural, they can't tell you're nervous, just get a sip of water..."

[–] univers3man 38 points 1 day ago

Is there a hydrohomies community? Because I think I found their mascot.

[–] 2ugly2live 28 points 1 day ago

Okay, but it does look good. I don't even know if there's ice in there, but it looks crisp.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 23 hours ago

This guy DRINKS

[–] BenReilly97 32 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pretty sure the carafe was meant to be shared and he could have poured some into a glass. Lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

That's a beta move. Sigmas keep the carafe.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I need this mug. Imagine ice cold water on tap with this.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (2 children)

Bro that's a pitcher

Edit: Listen here, you little shits 😂

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yup, it's a pitcher of a man drinkin' ice cool water from a giant mug :D

[–] Num10ck 11 points 1 day ago

hmm what would a catcher drink out of

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago

Guys will see this and be like, "Hell yeah"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's just a really small guy. The microphones were taken from headsets.

[–] son_named_bort 8 points 1 day ago

The pretzels were making him thirsty.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 day ago

Always need a 2L stein of Smirnoff Ice for the big speeches

[–] Agent641 19 points 1 day ago

"Just one gin and tonic tonight, I promise"

[–] Zachariah 35 points 1 day ago

Dude was doing so good passing as sober until he pulled out his omg-I’m-really-fucking-high water cup.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] BenReilly97 8 points 1 day ago

You beat me by one minute 😂

[–] lemmyman 17 points 1 day ago

Blatantly flaunting his wealth

[–] rob_t_firefly 9 points 1 day ago

"Excuse me, miss. There seems to be a mistake. I believe I ordered the large water?"

[–] toofpic 7 points 1 day ago

You don't get it - it's the UN Ritual Mug, everyone has to take a sip and say some nonsense, it holds the society together!

[–] Shardikprime 5 points 1 day ago

True hydrohomie

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Dude borrowed my mug and still hasn't returned it.