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[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I need this mug. Imagine ice cold water on tap with this.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Guys will see this and be like, "Hell yeah"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I thought it was mostly women who got those ridiculous big mugs

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Bro that's a pitcher

Edit: Listen here, you little shits 😂

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yup, it's a pitcher of a man drinkin' ice cool water from a giant mug :D

[–] Num10ck 13 points 1 month ago

hmm what would a catcher drink out of

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago

Always need a 2L stein of Smirnoff Ice for the big speeches

[–] univers3man 45 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Is there a hydrohomies community? Because I think I found their mascot.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

A few, but this is the only reasonably active one: [email protected]

[–] BenReilly97 37 points 1 month ago
[–] Zachariah 36 points 1 month ago

Dude was doing so good passing as sober until he pulled out his omg-I’m-really-fucking-high water cup.

[–] 2ugly2live 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Okay, but it does look good. I don't even know if there's ice in there, but it looks crisp.

[–] Agent641 3 points 4 weeks ago

IKR! It looks so goddamnn refreshing!

[–] stetech 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

It’s funny how the human brain works. I mean really, this could probably also be a luke-warm water with some rest of milk mixed into it, and yet nobody thinks of that

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

No, you can see shinier sections where the condensation has been wiped off. This is a cold pitcher.

[–] stetech 1 points 4 weeks ago

True, missed that because I didn’t zoom in

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Pretty sure the carafe was meant to be shared and he could have poured some into a glass. Lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

That's a beta move. Sigmas keep the carafe.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

My theory is that they forgot to put glasses, so he was like “fuck it, I'm thirsty now

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

"Act natural, act natural, they can't tell you're nervous, just get a sip of water..."

[–] Agent641 19 points 1 month ago

"Just one gin and tonic tonight, I promise"

[–] lemmyman 17 points 1 month ago

Blatantly flaunting his wealth

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

This guy DRINKS

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's just a really small guy. The microphones were taken from headsets.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] BenReilly97 8 points 1 month ago

You beat me by one minute 😂

[–] rob_t_firefly 9 points 1 month ago

"Excuse me, miss. There seems to be a mistake. I believe I ordered the large water?"

[–] son_named_bort 9 points 1 month ago

The pretzels were making him thirsty.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Dude borrowed my mug and still hasn't returned it.

[–] toofpic 7 points 1 month ago

You don't get it - it's the UN Ritual Mug, everyone has to take a sip and say some nonsense, it holds the society together!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago
[–] deltapi 6 points 1 month ago

Didn't Borat do this?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago
[–] Shardikprime 5 points 1 month ago

True hydrohomie