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[–] WoodScientist 136 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Brian Robert Thompson murdered 51,000 innocent human beings.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Please cite a source. It's gotta be much higher than that.

[–] WoodScientist 54 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It is a reasonable first order estimate. See a comment here. I think I will organize this a bit better and make a blog post on this tomorrow. But suffice to say, 51,000 is a good baseline number, based on UHC's share of the private insurance market and the length of Thompson's tenure as CEO of UHC. It could be as high as 100,000. But really, at this scale, it ceases to matter. You can only really comprehend it in comparative terms. And his number of victims was order of magnitude greater than that of Osama Bin Ladin.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm no math wizard but I've read 68k people die per year from preventable shit due to denied claims. Brian worked at United since 2004, CEO since 2021 so he contributed directly or indirectly to that number of deaths per year, at least the portion United is responsible for. United has double the industry average of rejected claims.

It's def higher than OP states.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not OP, but it's going to be really hard to assign a hard value to that. There are plenty of obvious examples where they denied a life-saving treatment. But many of them would've died anyway.

Then there are cases where they deny preventative/early treatments. Some of these eventually led to more serious and fatal conditions, some did not. How do we count these?

Then there's quality of life denials. These don't directly lead to fatal conditions, but can affect morale and the like, thus allowing more serious conditions?

All of it would be compared to the unexplored alternatives (where treatment was authorized). This is inherently an unknown.

I'm not defending him by any means. It's just that his body count is, at best, a rough estimate.

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[–] [email protected] 100 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We've received your request for additional sympathy. Our advanced AI systems will now determine your claim's eligibility.

...

...

Oh, sorry, looks like it's been denied.

[–] [email protected] 87 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Billionaires deserve to live in fear for their lives.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I would like to know how we can all do more to bring this about.

[–] 4lan 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Advocate for their killing, far and wide. Eventually someone without anything to lose will get the job done

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or we all end up patriot acted away into oblivion.

I get what you're saying and I'm all for it, but I also wonder if there is a more sneaky way to achieve the same end result.

Maybe we need to democratize Adjustor targets. Start a worldwide coalition with some sort of anonymous forum and voting system.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Dark web crowdsourced CEO bounty hunting?

Now we're delving into the cyberpunk world I can get behind.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Or not.

Live, that is.

[–] Cerbero 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] 4lan 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Find me one ethical billionaire

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Behind every great fortune is a great crime

[–] T00l_shed 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The ones that donated all their money away (while living) so that they would no longer be billionaires, would be as close as you could get.

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[–] foggy 86 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Demanding sympathy is the height of pity.

Pathetic. Maybe figure out why no one has any sympathy for the guy.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 month ago (3 children)

"I demand you respect me!" said the person who is fundamentally undeserving of respect

[–] ccunning 24 points 1 month ago

“You can consolidate wealth or consolidate respect, but not both”

@[email protected] (just now)

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I will not show them the single touch of sympathy or pity or anything. Why should I? People like that would not only never show me the slightest sympathy, but they would also go out of their way in order to fuck me over and waste my time and money and then act like any reaction other than cock sucking them is criminal violence.

[–] Modva 69 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Message control.

This is why they bought the media in the first place, so what they say is loudest.

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[–] PunnyName 67 points 1 month ago (2 children)

There's no prior authorization for thoughts and prayers.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

my beliefs prevent me from providing prayers.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lmao that’s fucking perfect

[–] PunnyName 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I stole it from the Internet.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

You made this?

I made this.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 month ago

People you fucked over don't sympathize with you?

Boo-fucking-hoo.

[–] aeronmelon 46 points 1 month ago

Thank you for needing the working class to exist. We have received and reviewed your request for sympathy towards your continued indifference to human suffering. Unfortunately we must reject your claim…

[–] Treczoks 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All we could do for pity is to throw a fire extinguisher into his grave. Where he is, he will need it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Sorry, fire extinguishers are wasted on dragons.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago

We should offer to help them stand with him in solidarity, so to speak

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

You guys aren’t reacting to the way we want you to react!! Stop it now!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago
[–] UnderpantsWeevil 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The persecution complex is going to get even more people killed as CEOs grow more paranoid and bodyguards more trigger happy.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Thoughts and prayers :

  • I think it should happen more often.
  • I pray it does (instead of school shootings, let's say).
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago
[–] Reality_Suit 14 points 1 month ago

Fuck the American oligarchy!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Sure, just as soon as they meet our demands for better compensation.

[–] jaggedrobotpubes 13 points 1 month ago

That costs money.

Also: no.

[–] NutWrench 11 points 1 month ago

Sympathy? Hmm . . . let's see . . . sympathy . . ok. I'm sorry he didn't contract a really ferocious strain of ass-cancer that his insurance didn't cover.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago
[–] WoodScientist 10 points 1 month ago

Why would I have sympathy for a mass murderer? The man is burning in the Pit of Hell right now.

Mene Mene Tekel Upharsin - An Accounting of the Victims of Brian Robert Thompson.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I'm so tired of seeing this ugly bastard.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Who didn't expect them to pick that side?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Thank you for calling sympathy customer service. Your call is important to us, a representative will be with you shortly.

We are currently experiencing unprecedented call volume at this time. Please wait for the next available representative.

the worst music ever at the highest volume possible starts playing

[–] Roflmasterbigpimp 8 points 1 month ago

No, I hope he burns in Hell.

[–] trumpetmouth 8 points 1 month ago

i don't cover that - sorry!

[–] foggy_sunrise 7 points 1 month ago

My sympathy deductible hasn't been reached, darn!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Aww diddums. There there.

Feeling better now?

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