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[–] [email protected] 83 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Billionaires deserve to live in fear for their lives.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I would like to know how we can all do more to bring this about.

[–] 4lan 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Advocate for their killing, far and wide. Eventually someone without anything to lose will get the job done

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or we all end up patriot acted away into oblivion.

I get what you're saying and I'm all for it, but I also wonder if there is a more sneaky way to achieve the same end result.

Maybe we need to democratize Adjustor targets. Start a worldwide coalition with some sort of anonymous forum and voting system.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Dark web crowdsourced CEO bounty hunting?

Now we're delving into the cyberpunk world I can get behind.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

Or not.

Live, that is.

[–] Cerbero 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] 4lan 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Find me one ethical billionaire

[–] T00l_shed 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The ones that donated all their money away (while living) so that they would no longer be billionaires, would be as close as you could get.

[–] GreenKnight23 2 points 6 hours ago

proving the only good billionaire is a dead billionaire.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

Behind every great fortune is a great crime