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[–] [email protected] 279 points 1 week ago (3 children)

why would he do that?

he stands to make “several million dollars” due to Trump’s continued use of the song.

oh, right.

[–] ilinamorato 111 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ha. That implies that Trump would ever pay him anything.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

Surely, Trump won’t stiff me with the bill.

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[–] MataVatnik 62 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I cried all the way to the bank

Liberace after winning a libel suit against a news paper calling him a homosexual

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberace_v_Daily_Mirror

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[–] DarkFuture 17 points 1 week ago

Selling out. It's the American way.

[–] [email protected] 165 points 1 week ago (4 children)

TIL that Victor Willis of The Village People is a fascist.

[–] MataVatnik 94 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"You have to understand, I'm set up to make millions from this song"

[–] [email protected] 87 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Only if Trump pays for using it.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] Snowclone 42 points 1 week ago (9 children)

You'll come to find many people you would have never suspected are OK with fascism, when it makes them rich.

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[–] shalafi 105 points 1 week ago (11 children)

My step-son was 11 and constantly singing YMCA.

"Look, I don't want to freak you out, but in case you get made fun of at school, YMCA is a gay anthem. No problem with that, but you should know."

He was horrified, so he started singing "I Will Survive" instead. I just didn't have the heart to tell him.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Good that you're open-minded, he'll probably need some support later in his life when he comes out.

[–] MataVatnik 27 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Where is he learning his songs from?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Trump rallies?

[–] residentmarchant 72 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The fluoride in the tap water

[–] MataVatnik 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] raynethackery 17 points 1 week ago

Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal...

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[–] MataVatnik 93 points 1 week ago (7 children)

The more I read the funnier it gets

As for the idea that “Y.M.C.A. is “somehow a gay anthem,” Willis said that “is a false assumption based on the fact that my writing partner was gay, and some (not all) of Village People were gay, and that the first Village People album was totally about gay

“This assumption is also based on the fact that the YMCA was apparently being used as some sort of gay hangout and since one of the writers was gay and some of the Village People are gay, the song must be a message to gay people. To that I say once again, get your minds out of the gutter. It is not.

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I therefore wrote ‘Y.M.C.A.’ about the things I knew about the Y in the urban areas of San Francisco such as swimming, basketball, track, and cheap food and cheap rooms. And when I say, “hang out with all the boys” that is simply 1970s black slang for black guys hanging-out together for sports, gambling or whatever. There’s nothing gay about that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Not the Onion? Amazing.

[–] EleventhHour 125 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

“As a straight member of a gay band, I totally didn’t get the point of the gay song I wrote for my gay band”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

"As a now-identifying-as-straight member..."

[–] MataVatnik 67 points 1 week ago

I'm not gay I just like hanging out with the boys

[–] minnow 85 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I hate him saying "get your mind out of the gutter" as if even thinking about people who are gay is itself a perverted sexual act.

Gay people exist. Acknowledging this and discussing whether a piece of media is directed at them is not "mind in gutter" stuff.

I don't want to go so far as to say this person is homophobic, but it sure does sound like some internalized homophobia, perhaps.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago

He knows the audience he’s playing to

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I can reluctantly believe that is true (despite the laughable first paragraph where he gives example after example about why such "assumptions" are reasonable) - but he's old enough to know that once an artist puts art out into the world, their interpretation of it is no longer the only one.

The song IS a gay anthem even if it wasn't written that way.

edit - they the

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[–] TropicalDingdong 67 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Its not "a" gay anthem.

Its the gay anthem. FTFY.

[–] shalafi 18 points 1 week ago

"I Will Survive"?

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[–] BetaBlake 46 points 1 week ago

Lol like Trump is actually going to pay you for using the song, it really is rubes all the way down

[–] EndOfLine 46 points 1 week ago (4 children)

WOW! Not much in the news has shocked and surprised me as much as this article has.

Victor Willis says he will take legal action against any news organization that suggest "Y.M.C.A." is a gay anthem beginning in January 2025

I'm really curious to know what legal action he intends to take. Doesn't he have to show some sort of damages for any hope of not throwing his money away on frivolous lawsuits that will go nowhere?

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[–] Sludgehammer 42 points 1 week ago

He says that, but he seems to really aggressively be sucking Trumps cock here.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (6 children)

While it’s definitely a fairly gay video, it’s actually less gay than I remembered it being. In any case, it’s too late. Boykissers have long since claimed the song.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The thing is, you're looking at it from 2024 eyes. 46 years ago, it was very definitely a gay video, especially when you throw in things that have been forgotten like the 1970's gay mustache. It wasn't really until Magnum PI that straight men reclaimed the mustache.

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[–] ninjabard 33 points 1 week ago

Oh, honey. No.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He should have called the song "Y.M.C.A. (no homo)"

[–] MataVatnik 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

🎶 IN THE NAVY 🎶 ^(no-homo)^

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago

It's not a gay anthem, it's only coincidence that it's played in nearly every gay pub I have been to, on every gay radio station, every gay pride event (with performers), and when my first boyfriend sucked my dick. People just like picking straws, man.

[–] reddig33 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I really thought all the Village People members were gay. Today I Learned:

“From 1978 until 1982, Willis was married to Phylicia Ayers-Allen (now Phylicia Rashad), whom he met during the run of The Wiz, and who later played Clair Huxtable on The Cosby Show”

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago

Idk seems kinda gay to me 🤷

[–] uberdroog 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That tRump dance move is totally not gay either

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[–] inkrifle 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Way to destroy your legacy!

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Young Men's Christian Association?

[–] Depress_Mode 42 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Yes. If you weren't aware, the YMCA was a very common meeting/cruising place for gay men back in the day. The YMCA used to be known for providing cheap food and housing, so it attracted a lot of dudes to come stay there and some of them were gay. Gay bars weren't really a thing for the most part, so other places like the YMCA became the default. It's even more convenient if you already happen to live there.

As early as 1919, the YMCA was already a common cruising spot for both members of the US military and civilians. Some guy went up to FDR (Assistant Secretary of the Navy at the time) and was like "Want me to catch some of the gay dudes in the Navy?" When FDR approved, the Navy sent undercover twinks to the YMCA in Newport, Rhode Island to fuck a bunch dudes and report back like, "Yep, they were gay. I know because we fucked." Pretty shitty, since the result was a court-martial and some people ended up getting sent to naval prison or dishonorably discharged (a few were found not guilty). The investigators rarely expressed any objection to the sexual acts in their reports, either, so it's a little messed up that they'd get dudes in trouble for fucking by fucking them. I can still find an element of humor, though, in the fact that the US Navy was cool with sending specifically young, good-looking dudes to honeypot sailors into boning as a means of investigation all the way back in 1919. It was known as the Newport sex scandal if you want to read more.

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[–] Snowclone 16 points 1 week ago

He's using every brain cell he has to not find out a gay anthem isn't a gay anthem because the entire writing staff is entirely gay and wrote the song for gay men explicitly, but because gay people use it as an anthem.

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