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An image of Jackie Chan wearing a tuxedo with super imposed text on top and bottom: “quickly“ “name 3 things that aren’t Jackie Chan“

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

The CCP! Oh, wait... Shit. I lose.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

Not sure what it says about me, but I went with Oprah, Obama and Osama

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

Ugh.... It's hard! A pot...
A spoon...
A TV... It's like Jackie Chan stole my mind!

[–] EmpathicVagrant 4 points 17 hours ago

Jade chan Grandpa “One more thing”

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Remember when he blatantly supported China's destruction of the Hong Kong people's rights?

[–] Dorkyd68 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No. Remind me please. Not doubting you, I also find it very easy to believe

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In 2009, Chan questioned the idea of a free press and said that Chinese control was a positive thing.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/heres-why-jackie-chan-is-really-unpopular-in-hong-kong/

[–] Dorkyd68 5 points 1 day ago

Damn homie bent tge knee huh

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Potatoes, my house cat and the star of the hit action movie Rumble in the Bronx.

Wait, shit.

[–] Retrograde 5 points 1 day ago

Jackie Ch-FUCK!

[–] GaMEChld 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Jet Li
Bruce Lee
Pizza

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 days ago

GROUCHO MARX, uh, THE 1973 PARIS PEACE ACCORDS, JACKIE CHA- FUCK!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Jackie Chan

Jackie Chan

Jackie Chan

FUCK

[–] poo 40 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Wow, bonus that there is a legitimate reason for this. I just appreciated for once an assignment I could actually nail.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

That was so funny.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Thank you so much, a classic

[–] finitebanjo 7 points 2 days ago
[–] niktemadur 14 points 1 day ago

Jackie Coogan
Chan Marshall
Jackie Chan
F U C K !

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

An animated kung-fu martial artist monkey

A super cop

A chinese native that travels overseas to America and teams up with either Owen Wilson or Chris Tucker look-a-likes to save another Chinese native, generally a young woman.

[–] TunaCowboy 1 points 1 day ago

Cans, stans, fans; suck it.

[–] toynbee 9 points 1 day ago

Is this image of Jackie Chan in a tuxedo from the movie The Tuxedo, featuring Jackie Chan?

[–] ziggurat 8 points 1 day ago

Elefant, spaceships, tacos

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Uhhh toothpaste. That's one.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Cheese grater

A Strom Thurmond filibuster

A weevil

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Jet Lee, Michelle Yeoh, Stephen Chow?

[–] aeronmelon 20 points 2 days ago

Asian people are not things, Shannon!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Bow tie, shirt, jacket.

[–] Caboose12000 8 points 2 days ago

Wacky Flan
Snacky Dan
Khaki Tan

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

THOSE RINGS SONIC DROPS ! THREE OF THEM

[–] Inucune 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractors

[–] Viking_Hippie 4 points 2 days ago

Albania, muffins, the metric system.

[–] MrJameGumb 4 points 2 days ago

Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Kung Fu

Tofu

Ramen

[–] TotallynotJessica 1 points 2 days ago

Phone, cardboard box, airplane