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[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 day ago (2 children)

See I'd actually be down with America First, if it wasn't a

  1. Racist Dogwhistle
  2. Scapegoat

We don't need to be giving trillions out to Israel when we're the one country that can't guarantee a doctor for the sick.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] FlyingSquid 5 points 13 hours ago

"It's not even a real language."

[–] khannie 10 points 1 day ago

That is gold.

"It's the most racist thing you've ever seen. You'll love it".

Magnificent.

[–] chonglibloodsport 50 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

If you want to convince Republicans to support Ukraine, the best way is to put it in terms that appeal to them:

  • It’s a jobs program. The more weapons we build for Ukraine, the more jobs we create in the defense industry.
  • It saves money. By getting Ukrainian soldiers to fight on our behalf, we destroy Russia at a fraction of the cost of fighting them ourselves directly.
  • It clears out our old inventory of shells and missiles which we would have to dispose of anyway, allowing our troops to get the newest and best.
  • It gives us access to extremely valuable real world testing. Ukrainians have developed new tactics using modern equipment (especially drones) that have rendered tanks and even several types of naval vessels obsolete.
  • It sends a message to the whole world that America is still powerful and it’s not going anywhere. One of the most pernicious elements in the Republican Party is a core of doves who would willingly surrender the world to dictators. Supporting Ukraine and Taiwan is the strongest challenge to those cowards.

That last one should especially be aimed at MAGA types. There is no path to American Greatness that involves retreating from the world stage.

[–] FlyingSquid 3 points 13 hours ago

The only way to convince Republicans to support Ukraine is to get Trump to say he supports it. Otherwise they won't no matter what terms you put it in.

They don't care about your terms. They never will. You're an evil liberal pinko commie socialist child groomer.

[–] someguy3 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It clears out our old inventory of shells and missiles which we would have to dispose of anyway

Giving old inventory to Ukraine is actually cheaper than disposal, so I've read.

[–] alienanimals 8 points 1 day ago

It is cheaper both in direct costs and in terms of unforeseen consequences.

[–] mynameisigglepiggle 10 points 1 day ago

It you want republicans to support Ukraine, just explain its what Putin wants.

[–] solstice 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah but you can't use big words like pernicious with them, remember they can't read and many have lead poisoning so stick to Dr Seuss level language or lower.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

This is sadly true. A big reason why Republicans win is because they use quick simple catchphrases "Repeal and Replace!" "America First!" "Men don't belong in women's sports!", even if it's bullshit, the average voter gets some meaning from that.

Democrats try to be more accurate, and are just heard as "Nerd shit"

[–] PugJesus 101 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The GOP has an infinite budget for war and the MIC in every case except for Ukraine. Very curious.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 day ago

Lol they will cut funding to Ukraine's rightous defensive war, then fund Israel's genocide by 200%

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Charapaso 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Military industrial complex

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

"Taking care of our own" --> Google Translate Republican language -->> "Take care of straight white wealthy Christians"

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (3 children)

--> Further translation --> "We're appealing to straight white wealthy Christians but don't actually care about them either. The only beneficiaries in this culture war is us, the oligarchs. Good luck everybody else."

"On second thought, we're gonna take the good luck as well."

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 13 hours ago

They would also throw each other into the volcano if they thought it would help them personally.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The real Prosperity Gospel

[–] Alteon 2 points 22 hours ago

Supply Side Jesus!

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie 5 points 1 day ago

It's really is just that simple, isn't it? I bet they don't even have to know the oligarch to side with them. Like if there were two buttons and they had to press one; one said, "kill ordinary person with no major moral failings"; the other, "rich, confirmed pedophile, oligarch." They would slam the kill ordinary person button before reading the other.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

~~> “Taking care of our own” --> Google Translate Republican language -->> “Take care of straight white wealthy Christian business owners”~~

I missed the wealthy part, I'll leave my "joke" crossed out lol

[–] Soup 10 points 1 day ago

Honestly you’re still not 100% wrong. People that think they have money are the ultra-riches’ favourite people because they think they’re part of the club.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago

The bluntness really helps the truth behind it sting a little bit more.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lol just cut out a portion of the US military budget and give it to Ukraine, I mean like... what is a peacetime military doing with it anyway, just give it to the country at war.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Honestly that’s technically what’s been happening.

It’s not like the 50 billion in aid have been going towards producing new weapons, but its just the value of the unused ammo boxes, shells, tanks who were sitting around in warehouses, the US have been sending to ukraine.

[–] MutilationWave 14 points 1 day ago

So many people don't grasp this. They see the dollar amount like they could use it to hire a million ICE officers. No, it was literally a generation or more out of date and rotting in warehouses.

[–] snekerpimp 30 points 1 day ago

“Fuck off, and buy my golden sneakers and bible with extra bits added”

[–] Dupree878 6 points 1 day ago

I would love to let all the superfluous military contracts dry up so we quit stockpiling equipment and their voter base all becomes unemployed.

They say people working at McDonald’s don’t deserve more than min wage but many in the factories are doing less demanding work so by their standards they should make less than fast food workers.

[–] jaybone 12 points 1 day ago

Can’t wait for those egg prices to go down… checks watch

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

We said our own, not your own. Think of the oligarchs

[–] FantasmaNaCasca 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

At first I thought the red symbol was for Team Rocket.
But Team Rocket at least takes care of their own.
And aren't so cartoonish evil as the Republican Party.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I'm sure they're taking care of their donors.

[–] adam_y 3 points 1 day ago

That was originally Boris Johnson.

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