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[–] LordWiggle 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

And you don't start sentences with capital letters.

[–] LouNeko 1 points 4 minutes ago

nO I d'ont.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 hours ago

One of us even wrote:

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.

One of us even wrote this!

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie 3 points 6 hours ago

Not endless, i guarantee it.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

We're apes though.

Great ones even!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago

We're Grapes

[–] Pegajace 12 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Apes are monkeys, in the same sense that humans are apes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

I'm not entirely sure that statement is correct, but it's been a while since I took any anthropology courses...

[–] [email protected] 20 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Family tree of primates. As you can see, old world monkeys and new world monkeys share their last common ancestor with the apes. That means that phylogenetically, that if they are both monkeys, then so are all the apes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago

You are factually correct, the best kind of correct!

[–] Tyfud 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

It is correct. I've been corrected on this before and did the research to discover I was wrong. Humans are Monkeys.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

Yeah, looks like I was mistaken.

[–] blackbelt352 70 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

Not just hamlet but the entire body of works accredited to Shakespeare

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 3 points 6 hours ago

I thought they were written by a Klingon.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

damn, that monkey must be pretty prolific, perhaps even rivaling Shakespeare! Do we know their name?

[–] aeronmelon 1 points 7 hours ago

At least one overly-proficient monkey.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 16 hours ago

She was Wouldiwas Shookspeared and she wrote all of shakespears work in a span of one monkey life

[–] [email protected] 7 points 15 hours ago

Christopher Marlowe

[–] ChilledPeppers 6 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

The name of the kid: Shakespeare

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago

and everymonkey clapped.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

Prithee, good sir, wouldst know the stripling's name?
'Twas William Shakespeare, ere he found his fame!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 hours ago

We also drew dickibutt

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

Yeah and all by one monkey.

[–] someguy3 51 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Not on a typewriter though. Task failed successfully.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Pretty sure some other monkey did tho

[–] HKPiax 14 points 15 hours ago

The monkeys are really the friends we make along the way

[–] ceenote 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

We're apes, not monkeys, though.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

We’re both. Apes are a subset of old world monkeys.

e: sorry, old, not new

[–] Num10ck 3 points 14 hours ago

simiiformes / simians

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

Oh, my God, I was wrong, It was Earth all along!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

A monkey wrote Hamlet. It got mediocre reviews.

[–] Decoy321 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

It was the BLURST OF TIMES?!?

[–] cosmictrickster 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Unexpected Simpsons reference

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

Totally expected Simpsons reference..

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

puts down small mammal

This llama is right!