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[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago

New transition method unlocked.

[–] Dorkyd68 42 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Do you think if he had a penis, if he would cum powder in my mouth or like one of the super rare flavors already in liquid form if I were to suck him of???πŸ€”

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

Some thoughts are better kept away from people

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Check rule 34 for the answer

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait,,,, is cordial not a thing in the US? Kool-aid is powdered, wtf?

[–] Dorkyd68 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, kool aid cums in powder and liquid in the US.

Growing up mu mom would do 2 cups of sugar and 2 packets of Kool aid powder in a large pitcher then mix it all up. Super healthy stuff

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Nutritious and delicious, tastes just like red

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hmm, I haven't punch holes in walls. Maybe I'm nb

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If you aren't from the USA, don't try to punch a hole in the wall. If you punch drywall, avoid the stud boards. Easy way to break your hand.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

punches solid concrete wall, hand is pulverized and the wall rings like a bell for half an hour

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Or use a sledgehammer, I have destroyed several wood sheds with sledgehammers. Its fun.

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 26 points 1 month ago

Oh...

...yeah?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Europe only Has Koolaid-Person because of woke stone walls that break your fingers.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

To be fair, the dude is made of glass. It's amazing he can break walls at all.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

He's seen going through brick walls frequently.

We have concrete and cinderblock walls, too. We usually reserve that material for prisons, though. or schools. No better educational environment quite like painted white cinderblocks.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

We usually reserve that material for prisons, though. or schools.

This is sadly accurate. These are the only 2 places I've actually seen brick walls indoors that aren't fake.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Are you saying that because I do not punch holes in walls I am not a man?

You can say that to my programmer socks if you dare.

[–] SkunkWorkz 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Bet you are still hole punching firewalls, only because you can’t reach someone else’s ports. And you want to dock their ports so desperately.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

That explains so much, I've never put a hole in a wall (except with a drill, to attach things).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Strictly for leg warming purposes.

The egg shall never be broken.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Didn't every guy go through a stage where they punched walls? Or did I really struggle with anger issues during high school?

[–] aeronmelon 16 points 1 month ago

Drywall?? I distinctly remember him pulling down load-bearing bricks!

[–] DragonsInARoom 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Didn't know melted sand had a gender but ok

[–] Zoomboingding 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Is he the pitcher or the liquid inside?

[–] nawa 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's both. Are you the meat, the bones or the blood?

[–] Zoomboingding 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm the ghost that's piloting the flesh golem

[–] nawa 8 points 1 month ago

Understandable

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I think he's the condensation on the glass, because that's what the face is drawn in.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

You've never met my ex.

Drywall holes aren't just for men.

[–] Kyle_The_G 9 points 1 month ago

so he's a kyle. cool-aid kyle

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Of all the person I've known who've punched a hole in a wall, 100% of him was a man.

Logic checks out.

[–] roguetrick 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

One way or another, testosterone or it's analogues are the best excuses for the reason someone becomes convinced they should jump through a wall and giving them enough strength to actually do it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

My counterpoint to that is: Meth

[–] Pacmanlives 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] daggermoon 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Kyle smokes meth

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Hold on MrClark, i'm pretty sure no one wanna get flashed by Mr Coolaid there.

[–] Etterra 3 points 1 month ago

Drywall? Dude he busts through brick and concrete.