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[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 44 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] stupidcasey 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nope, that is a GIF or peanut butter as the kids call it

[–] EtherWhack 3 points 1 day ago

Whatever you say, stupidsay-see

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If only there was some medicinal substance, which could perhaps be imbibed in a ready form such as a drink, that would aid in memory acuity and overall sharpness of thought?

Translation:

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[–] Katana314 2 points 1 day ago

But you need coffee in order to make coffee…ahh, the ultimate quandary!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

And then you chug down the medicinal substance like food until you can't count to 10 without chugging down a Litre of it. 👍

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

I got a tub of protein powder or something that had a scoop perfectly portioned for my morning cup. I've been using that for years

[–] expatriado 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

that is a can of Folgers. I'd argue that incriminating a kitchen scale in the process makes it even worse

[–] Viking_Hippie 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Only thing Folger's is good for is providing a receptacle for the friend you're about to wear all over your shades, beard, and hair because everything's a fucking travesty with Walter.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

What the fuck does anything have to do with Vietnam!?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I forgot to tare! FUCKKKKKK!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Scale powers off halfway because I got distracted...

[–] stupidcasey 16 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Maybe get a spoon 10 times the size?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah but then he'll say "my spoon is too big!"

[–] BenM2023 2 points 1 day ago

With enough coffee he will soon become a banana....

[–] jaybone 7 points 2 days ago

One day they will make a spoon so big, it will destroy them all.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I like leaving a 1/4 cup spoon in em. 1/4 cup is 4 tablespoons, so you want 10 it's just 2 1/2 scoops.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

I scoop using the lid of the grinder. Level to the top of the grinding bowl: One.

Obviously ymmv, but next time, AFTER your first cup of coffee, look in your drawer and count the number of scoops you usually use into whatever measuring cups it fits. That becomes your scoop. One.

[–] DragonsInARoom 5 points 1 day ago

You guys can count to 10?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

It's not forgetting, it's measuring with your heart.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago
[–] procrastitron 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Use one hand to scoop and use the fingers on your other hand to count to ten. Then you don’t have to remember.

[–] toynbee 8 points 2 days ago

I don't drink coffee, so maybe I'm too tired to count properly, but don't most people only have five fingers per hand?

[–] CluckN 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What if I need a hand for doomscrolling?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Well, with the coming nuclear wars, you might just grow a third.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

~1/2 cup ground is ~8 cups coffee.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's some weak coffee...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

~

+/-

More or less

Adjust to your liking

Use the Strong button if your brewer has one.

Insufflate if necessary.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

60g/l. that's all you need to remember with coffee.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Only if arabica.