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Nope, that is a GIF or peanut butter as the kids call it
Whatever you say, stupidsay-see
I got a tub of protein powder or something that had a scoop perfectly portioned for my morning cup. I've been using that for years
If only there was some medicinal substance, which could perhaps be imbibed in a ready form such as a drink, that would aid in memory acuity and overall sharpness of thought?
Translation:
But you need coffee in order to make coffee…ahh, the ultimate quandary!!
And then you chug down the medicinal substance like food until you can't count to 10 without chugging down a Litre of it. 👍
Maybe get a spoon 10 times the size?
Yeah but then he'll say "my spoon is too big!"
With enough coffee he will soon become a banana....
One day they will make a spoon so big, it will destroy them all.
I like leaving a 1/4 cup spoon in em. 1/4 cup is 4 tablespoons, so you want 10 it's just 2 1/2 scoops.
kitchen scale master race
that is a can of Folgers. I'd argue that incriminating a kitchen scale in the process makes it even worse
Only thing Folger's is good for is providing a receptacle for the friend you're about to wear all over your shades, beard, and hair because everything's a fucking travesty with Walter.
What the fuck does anything have to do with Vietnam!?
I forgot to tare! FUCKKKKKK!
Scale powers off halfway because I got distracted...
I scoop using the lid of the grinder. Level to the top of the grinding bowl: One.
Obviously ymmv, but next time, AFTER your first cup of coffee, look in your drawer and count the number of scoops you usually use into whatever measuring cups it fits. That becomes your scoop. One.
You guys can count to 10?
It's not forgetting, it's measuring with your heart.
what
Use one hand to scoop and use the fingers on your other hand to count to ten. Then you don’t have to remember.
I don't drink coffee, so maybe I'm too tired to count properly, but don't most people only have five fingers per hand?
What if I need a hand for doomscrolling?
Well, with the coming nuclear wars, you might just grow a third.
~1/2 cup ground is ~8 cups coffee.
That's some weak coffee...
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Use the Strong button if your brewer has one.
Insufflate if necessary.
60g/l. that's all you need to remember with coffee.
Only if arabica.