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RIP Bob (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by Stamets to c/lemmyshitpost
 

Relax in peace. He's fine.

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[–] udon 4 points 1 hour ago

I hope OP's mom leaves a secret upper decker in their house next time she visits

[–] deltapi 2 points 59 minutes ago

OP, I hope you fart today and a bit of poo comes out...because that's what you did to me.

[–] Itdidnttrickledown 17 points 10 hours ago

OP can go fuck himself.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

If this is OC then OP is amazing. It's a goddamn salt mine in here. ❤️

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago

It's weird how can upvote both this and the "fuck OP" comments

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 hours ago

almost thought he died broo what

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago

Feels vaguely threatening lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

I hope every time you go to drink water it’s surprisingly a cup of orange juice and every time you go to drink Orange juice you have gum in your mouth.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 19 hours ago

May you consistently find yourself stuck behind slow walkers that always seem to weave in the direction you're trying to overtake them from

[–] spirinolas 5 points 13 hours ago

I hope you go to the toilet and stay there, for the rest of your life, with a stuck clinger that you can never shake off, no matter how hard you try.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago

May your pillow always have two warm sides

[–] WagnasT 51 points 22 hours ago

I hope you touch wet food from the sink

[–] [email protected] 105 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Go stub your toe you bastard

[–] Stamets 86 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] EleventhHour 26 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

There’s entire generations who think this meme is new because it’s so old that they’ve never seen it.

[–] jaggedrobotpubes 8 points 21 hours ago

New is the old new ❤️

[–] someguy3 37 points 21 hours ago

I hope you get something sticky on your hands and have no opportunity to wash them.

[–] werefreeatlast 1 points 10 hours ago

Sonobabich!

Do Trump! Not this guy. This guy needs to return as the lawyer.

[–] Atlas_ 3 points 14 hours ago

No way he's 62

[–] postmateDumbass 2 points 13 hours ago

Did he fart?

[–] RizzRustbolt 1 points 11 hours ago

Somebody needs to ride on The Devastator.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Bob Odenkirk is not amused.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

According to Scott Aukerman, this is actually very representative of how Bob looks when he's reading over your comedy script before telling you it's not funny.

I think my favorite thing about Bob is how seriously he takes comedy.

[–] niktemadur 5 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

IDS (Imminent Death Syndrome) puts us all in an awkward position.

He could go at any moment... he's got entitilitus!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

nobody knows what entitilitus is, or what entitilitus does, but entitilitus kills

[–] TokenBoomer 1 points 13 hours ago

Don’t scare me

[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago

May you be constantly thirsty, but well hydrated all day.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Almost had a gd heart attack!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I just saw my future.

One day (hopefully decades from now) I'll be browsing whatever the internet has become and I'll see this image with that bottom line crossed out. And that's how I'll learn he died.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

Or you die first

[–] SauceBossSmokin 3 points 18 hours ago

May everything you drink taste like ass, and that ass was filled with dead gerbils that died due to dysentery and that dysentery was caused by ingesting the asses of other dead gerbils.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 23 hours ago

For a second I was upset that he was actually dead. I got got lol

[–] [email protected] 8 points 23 hours ago

I couldn’t buy enough paper for the list of people I’d rather see die then Bob

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (10 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Not many other shows can count a January 6th rioter as one of their main cast and writers.... but Mr. Show can!

"Jay Johnston known for his roles on Mr. Show, Bob's Burgers, and in the January 6th insurrection..."

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 22 hours ago

His name is Bob Odenkirk.
His name is Bob Odenkirk.

[–] paddirn 4 points 22 hours ago

RIP Bob

(he's just taking a nap)

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