Relax in peace. He's fine.
Edit: I apologize for nothing but as someone going through a shit time lately, the hilarious salt has been making me cackle for hours. Thank you all <3
Go stub your toe you bastard
this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2024
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I apologize for nothing
There’s entire generations who think this meme is new because it’s so old that they’ve never seen it.
New is the old new ❤️
I hope you touch wet food from the sink
I hope you get something sticky on your hands and have no opportunity to wash them.
May you consistently find yourself stuck behind slow walkers that always seem to weave in the direction you're trying to overtake them from
Bob Odenkirk is not amused.
According to Scott Aukerman, this is actually very representative of how Bob looks when he's reading over your comedy script before telling you it's not funny.
I think my favorite thing about Bob is how seriously he takes comedy.
OP can go fuck himself.
If this is OC then OP is amazing. It's a goddamn salt mine in here. ❤️
It's weird how can upvote both this and the "fuck OP" comments
Hey I'm OP and I'm upvoting them too
Not OC but I can't say I haven't been smiling like a fucking fool
I just saw my future.
One day (hopefully decades from now) I'll be browsing whatever the internet has become and I'll see this image with that bottom line crossed out. And that's how I'll learn he died.
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I couldn’t buy enough paper for the list of people I’d rather see die then Bob
Who this
Not many other shows can count a January 6th rioter as one of their main cast and writers.... but Mr. Show can!
"Jay Johnston known for his roles on Mr. Show, Bob's Burgers, and in the January 6th insurrection..."
Was this the same bit as the used cock ring salesman bit or did Mr. Show have cock rings as a running gag?
I didn't see more than a handful of episodes due to not having cable at the time.
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I hope OP's mom leaves a secret upper decker in their house next time she visits
May your pillow always have two warm sides
His name is Bob Odenkirk.
His name is Bob Odenkirk.
For a second I was upset that he was actually dead. I got got lol
I hope every time you go to drink water it’s surprisingly a cup of orange juice and every time you go to drink Orange juice you have gum in your mouth.
almost thought he died broo what
RIP Bob
(he's just taking a nap)
May you be constantly thirsty, but well hydrated all day.
I hope you go to the toilet and stay there, for the rest of your life, with a stuck clinger that you can never shake off, no matter how hard you try.
OP, I hope you fart today and a bit of poo comes out...because that's what you did to me.
Feels vaguely threatening lol
IDS (Imminent Death Syndrome) puts us all in an awkward position.
He could go at any moment... he's got entitilitus!
nobody knows what entitilitus is, or what entitilitus does, but entitilitus kills
May everything you drink taste like ass, and that ass was filled with dead gerbils that died due to dysentery and that dysentery was caused by ingesting the asses of other dead gerbils.
No way he's 62
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