Insane, insane,
here comes the pardon for Ghislaine.
this post was submitted on 13 Nov 2024
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I miss being surprised when rapists and pedophiles get handily rewarded for their crimes
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I love TV's Frank so much right now.
That sounds like Triumph the Wonder Dog level of snark.
It's a level we Mystery Science Theater 3000 fans have loved for many years now.
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This looks like one of those superhero movies where they ran out of ideas so they just throw in every villain they can think of.
Also it was very common in 90s beatem-ups, where the last stage was just wave after wave of the previous bosses.
The Cabinet list so far, as it was officially leaked moments ago on NudeAfrica.com:
State - Matt Gaetz
Treasury - Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino
Interior - A t-shirt cannon
Justice - DraftKings®
Agriculture - owner of that McDonald’s
Commerce - currently accepting bids
Labor - Immortan Joe
Defense - Vladimir Putin
Housing and Urban Development - it’s Trump, so probably Herschel Walker, ffs
Transportation - Elon Musk’s twitter account
Energy - V. Putin
Health and Human Services - sold off and privatized between Nestlé, Saudi Aramco, and Ticketmaster
Education - Kid Rock, Marjorie Taylor-Greene, and Lauren Boebert, and all sewn together as a human centipede
Veterans' Affairs - Captain Morgan; under secretaries Jack Daniels and Jim Beam
Homeland Security - Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, once the check clears
Satire is dead. I earnestly predict at least one more pick on this list proves actually true.
The Onion writers: "Let's go with this one, the real picks are too over the top."
Matt "Pizza" Gaetz
Kristi "Ol Yeller" Noem
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He gonna pardon Diddy
If he were white he would
Nah I bet he'll accept bribes like last term.
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Trump, Musk & Gaetz
Go team pedo!
Pics available of Trump & Musk both with Epstein, Gaetz (still not fully charged with) doing high schoolers
Couch fuckers gotta take back seat
Hahahahahahha
What a fucking joke
And Tulsi for DNI lmaowtfbbq
Special thanks to the folks who didn't vote this election! Couldn't have done it without you!
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Oh great, Attorney general butthead.
Perfect, an actual trafficker of underage girls
a competent individual with extensive litigation experience in constitutional law would be the ideal choice here, seeing as this administration is about to face more lawsuits than any in history.. but no, donvict chooses another moronic 'yes man'
And R Kelly named Secretary of Health and Human Services.
How many more are going to come out of the clown car? This is quite a performance.
Butt-head taps underage girls, then show DOJ pictures of him doing so
Let's be real, he cleared the bar with this one.
Don't forget, the bar was set at Jeff Sessions, and it was even lowered to the doofus who ran the patent protection scam company.
Look, he's not going appoint anyone that isn't awful. The most you can hope for, the best outcome, is favourable funny > evil mix.
I'm comfortable saying that Matt Gaetz, on the grading curve necessary for Trump appointments, clears that bar. He's has at worst a 51% funny to 49% evil ratio.
You are clearly not an underage Florida teen.
Maybe you don't remember Jeff Sessions.
Matt Gaetz could bring another dozen or so, 17 year girls across state lines, and still not reach the scale of evil contained within Trump's former OG AG Keebler.
That's my point. The best you can hope for is someone who also dipshit maxes, hard.
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