this post was submitted on 31 Oct 2024
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[–] CEbbinghaus 121 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] 2ugly2live 5 points 1 week ago
[–] misterdoctor 15 points 1 week ago

I can’t stop looking at it

It won’t let me stop looking at it

Please

[–] b3an 7 points 1 week ago

Yeah if my cat did that. I could never believe they weren’t sentient or inhabited by another entity again.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Not sure if "Steve, we need to talk" or "I've been watching you in your sleep."

[–] SkunkWorkz 41 points 1 week ago

Where are my testicles, Steve?

[–] irreticent 12 points 1 week ago

Probably both. Happy Halloween!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

The first thought that came to mind for me was, “hello susan. You’re right on time. Please, have a seat.”

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 week ago

looks like you have your Halloween decorations sorted

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago

shit is gonna haunt me all night

[–] eran_morad 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] cmbabul 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] bruhduh 41 points 1 week ago

Uncanny valley effect in full

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Are you sure that's not a furry? You might have accidentally adopted a furry.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago

Yeah I'm straight up dying from a heart attack if I woke up and saw that.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago

Soon (TM)...

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Very soon now...

[–] WheelcharArtist 33 points 1 week ago

that actually looks kind of weird

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago

Looks like a damn goblin puppet from labyrinth

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Looks like some kind of fae. Run.

[–] bruhduh 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

This Terry Pratchett (GNU) quote pretty much explains it (he uses the term “(Discworld) elves”, but given that Lords and Ladies is clearly based on A Midsummer's Night Dream the quote equally applies to any kind of fae, and not necessarily, for instance, to Tolkien or DnD elves):

Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

No one ever said elves are nice. Elves are bad.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Terry Pratchett was one of a kind.

[–] bruhduh 7 points 1 week ago
[–] FuglyDuck 22 points 1 week ago

either this is the start of an anime, and the sidekick is waiting for you to wake up....

... or you gunna die.

given it's halloween....

[–] Agent641 20 points 1 week ago

Nah this is fucked.

[–] M137 19 points 1 week ago

Sitting weirdly*

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"I was waiting for you"

[–] synapse1278 14 points 1 week ago

"what's wrong babe? Your not in the mood ?

  • it's not that... it's the cat...
  • c'mon, he just a pet, he doesn't understand what we're doing.
  • 😺: don't mind me, I'm just sitting here."
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

There's nothing pretty about this. This is straight up nightmare fuel.

Happy Halloween, I guess.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We need a community for cats sitting weird

[–] irreticent 6 points 1 week ago

You should create one. The problem is finding content to fill it

[–] ieatpwns 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Someone edit the cats shadow to look like a demon or something

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ieatpwns 9 points 1 week ago

Literally perfect

[–] bruhduh 7 points 1 week ago
[–] gedaliyah 7 points 1 week ago

Your cat seems to be malfunctioning.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

run for your life and don't look back

[–] TotalFat 6 points 1 week ago

Make it stop

[–] HornedMeatBeast 6 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

As the resident cat furry I kind of have to like this

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

God...if I was half that magnificent my life would have been way easier.....

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I think this is the best post I've seen on Lemmy

[–] Machinist 4 points 1 week ago

So I get 10 years of wealth before you harvest my soul? Just sign on the dotted line? Is this ink made from blood?

[–] riodoro1 4 points 1 week ago

Your cat needs servicing man

[–] Donebrach 3 points 1 week ago

One step (sit?) closer to having Palicos

[–] JusticeForPorygon 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Isn't there some guy online that makes seemingly normal shorts/videos but puts weird shit like this in the background?

[–] misterdoctor 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Now I really hope someone has an answer because that sounds great

[–] irreticent 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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