this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2024
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 38 minutes ago
[–] JonsJava 1 points 1 hour ago

The Shroud of Turin: the real origin

[–] [email protected] 46 points 8 hours ago (5 children)

For every fuck that's censored, I shall say fuck twice.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

Holy forking shirtballs Batman!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Where do people even get these censored memes?

[–] Lemminary 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Probably took it from a site with strict rules about cussing is my guess.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

Im guessing Facebook

[–] M137 4 points 3 hours ago

*For every fuck that's censored, I shall fuck twice.

No need to thank me, you deserve the sex.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 hours ago

Fuck fuck I say!

[–] Klear 3 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

How do you know it's fuck? It could be anything!

[–] rwdf 10 points 7 hours ago

I like his little wiener.

[–] affiliate 11 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

anybody have any guesses about what the hidden word is?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Tarnation I believe

[–] Maalus 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] conartistpanda 1 points 56 minutes ago

Daaaaaaaarlinn

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

You can say fuck on the Internet

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

You can't on Meta and TikTok platform. Fucking censorship

[–] [email protected] 55 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (2 children)

During the period Saddam was in hiding, a friend of mine was trying to write a comic book called Saddamatron: Weapon of Mass Destruction.

It was about the US government capturing Saddam and turning him into a giant mechanized pro-US Super Soldier.

The finale was supposed to be a Kaiju-style battle between Saddamatron and Pol Pot-bot.

So sad it never came to fruition.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 hours ago

a Kaiju-style battle between Saddamatron and Pol Pot-bot

This is why I come to lemmy

[–] kautau 4 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Not to worry, you have other fascist leaders in mech form like:

https://files.catbox.moe/dfe2ey.mp4

And if you want a figurine you can find one of these somewhere

https://hypebeast.com/2021/7/beeple-kim-jong-un-collectible-youtooz

[–] TwoBeeSan 23 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Favorite one in a bit lmfao

[–] varden 20 points 9 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago

Took me a while to find

[–] peopleproblems 7 points 9 hours ago

Oh this one got me. Goddamn lol this is a good one

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 12 hours ago (2 children)
[–] blackjam_alex 34 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Wow I haven't seen this in a long time.

[–] AtomicHotSauce 3 points 12 hours ago

Insert Peter Parker/Tony Stark meme here...