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[–] [email protected] 222 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The obsession with right wing leaders to look masculine while having absolutely no clue on how to actually be a manly man is fascinating.

[–] whostosay 65 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That photo is the fourth gayest shit I'll see all week.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Do you keep a running ranking?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

Do you not?

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[–] [email protected] 173 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I feel like part of the problem is that people don't expect fascism to be so goddamn pathetic. They see obvious morons like this or Trump, and they struggle to imagine how they could possibly be dangerous.

I guess the lesson from history here is that just because they're ridiculous it doesn't make them any less dangerous.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 month ago (5 children)

You weren't kidding! Here's an excerpt..

Its chief officer was the Grand Cyclops, who appointed two Nighthawks, a Grand Turk, a Grand Sentinel, Grand Magi and a Grand Ensign in addition to his Grand Scribe. The Grand Cyclops, Grand Exchequer, Grand Magi (second officer) and Grand Monk (third officer) were elected by the body politic of the dens, identified as Ghouls.

What the actual fuck?

[–] beansbeansbeans 26 points 1 month ago

Sounds like a game of Dungeons and White Dudes.

[–] MirthfulAlembic 14 points 1 month ago

They sound like the titles a group of fifth graders would come up with for their secret treehouse club.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (6 children)

Fascism isn’t about how convincing the leader is, it’s about how discontent the followers are.

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[–] WoodScientist 18 points 1 month ago

Hitler's book was literally titled "my struggle." His whole shtick was "I'm just this poor downtrodden Everyman trying to help the country, but the bad people won't let me!"

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[–] psycho_driver 98 points 1 month ago (10 children)

Dude had some weird body proportions.

[–] [email protected] 95 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He's the older idea of 'barrel chested'.

Now slightly updated to Elon Musk's 'low poly truck chested'.

[–] acosmichippo 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

the high waist pants doesn’t help.

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[–] Agent641 15 points 1 month ago

Barrel-faced, too

[–] SpaceNoodle 21 points 1 month ago

Don't be facist.

Which, I assume, is a racist for faces.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 93 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] eran_morad 37 points 1 month ago

Trump is so much fatter tho.

[–] TotalFat 26 points 1 month ago

Now do one where Trump's a centaur being ridden hard by Putin. Or the old two-person horse costume with Trump in the ass. No pun intended.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Honestly thank god even Trump isn't narcissistic enough to think he looks good without a shirt.

[–] distantsounds 67 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well we can all be thankful trump kept his shirt on

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

him frying shirtless is a funny idea though

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Can anyone explain WTF he was wearing motorcycle goggles in this photo? "Working" without a shirt, okay, sure, he wants a sunburn, that's his problem. But goggles? Is this some proto-cybergoth bullshit?

[–] parricc 72 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Actually, that is probably exactly what he was going for. Mussolini was a huge proponent of the Italian Futurist movement, and he had a lot of weird ideas about what was futuristic. Stuff like, "In the future, people will make their clothes out of milk." Anyway, aviation and representing aviation was a huge part of that, and he frequently used it in his propaganda.

[–] FuglyDuck 22 points 1 month ago

FWIW, Caesin can be turned into a fiber (trade names include Aralac and Lanital when turned into fabric,) which could conceivably be used as clothing.

It’s also one of the earliest plastics (used in buttons and jewelry,)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

That's interesting. I've long thought that self proclaimed Futurists are a clueless lot. It's technology advancement will always happen and is a good thing, full stop. No consideration for usefulness or how it helps people or even if it will work at all. Most of them lack a background in technology or science, or even just critical thinking skills to tell if they're being hoodwinked or not. The ones that do have a technical background, like Ray Kurzweil, are the real dangerous ones. They tend to dazzle with bullshit, some of which is correct, but it takes an expert to disentangle the correct parts.

The other site's /r/TechNewsToday was the worst for this. Articles about startup companies making impossible claims were swallowed whole, and you'd be downvoted to oblivion for pushing against it. Technology always progresses forward at a breakneck pace, it's always good, and there's nothing you can do to convince them otherwise.

Which is all to say that after a few moments thought, I'm not surprised that it was historically associated with fascism.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Then a short time later he and the Italian Air force get taught a lesson in aviation by the RAF in Greece and North Africa lmao

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Idk for sure, but wheat is harvested when it is very dry (lots of dust)... But then the cloth in front of his mouth is missing ...

[–] Etterra 56 points 1 month ago

They didn't have McDonalds' to stage a photo at back then.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago

Strong Elon Musk cosplaying as a Libertarian vampire vibes

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago

Mussolini: "Do you want fries with that?"

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I plucka da spaghetti right outta da grounda.

[–] PugJesus 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Fun fact - Mussolini tried to get Italian society to abandon pasta.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago

And I had an onion tied to my belt, as was the style at the time.

[–] FlyingSquid 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Meanwhile, even the staged Stalin portraits said, "just try it, motherfucker."

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The goggles zey do nothing.

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[–] Anticorp 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What a strange looking person. He's like mini-me for Andre The Giant.

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[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

With his bare fucking hands, apparently.

EDIT: Not to be confused with his bear fucking hands.

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[–] Agent641 19 points 1 month ago

It's weird that they still did the photo op even after all those bees stung his face

[–] Outhouse_dayz 19 points 1 month ago

I didn't recognize him, with out the piano wire.

[–] Sanctus 17 points 1 month ago
[–] UltraMagnus0001 17 points 4 weeks ago

Nothing has changed. Religion and politics to control the masses.

[–] ikidd 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hey man I’m not here to kink shame but… wat.

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