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[–] moistclump 154 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Reminder that just because you don’t have children, doesn’t mean you have to achieve a certain level of career or academia. You’re still valid. I’m still valid…

[–] Visstix 44 points 2 months ago

I've done my part to make the world a better place by not having kids, and I'm just cruising along.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (3 children)
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[–] Matriks404 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Reminder that you don't have to do anything at all in life, and these who day otherwise are wrong.

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[–] johannesvanderwhales 141 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Look at your body, people! Mouth, stomach, and intestines! God created you to produce shit!

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And some of us are blessed with producing more shit than others.

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[–] [email protected] 98 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Look at your bodies, women! An internal inguinal canal less likely to cause a hernia, lower center of gravity, higher body fat, and less body hair for easier cleanup. God created you for spending long hours in the coal mines!

[–] Shou 43 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But men's long ass nosehair makes for natural filters against the dust in the mines! Clearly men are better suited for the mines!

[–] Narauko 64 points 2 months ago

But look at how small and dexterous the children are, able to squeeze and clamber through the tunnels. And look at what they play all day: Minecraft. Clearly the children are best suited, as they yearn for the mines.

[–] [email protected] 75 points 2 months ago (10 children)

Look at your bodies, men. Legs and arms. God created you to fight bears with no weapons every day of your life

[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's why I'm on Grindr everyday. To wrestle the bears.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

Thank you for your service

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I can't see my ovaries or womb. I guess I'll never know my purpose of serving men and go back to living my life.

[–] [email protected] 86 points 2 months ago (5 children)

A. Username checks out
B. I can help you figure out your purpose serving men! But before you can walk, you must crawl. First, you're going to learn how to hunt men. Then how to cook men. Once you've mastered these two, you will spend months or years learning how to plate men. Finally, serving men. Then you'll be ready to start your own menstaurant.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

I would find a menstaurant (nice!) very sexist. I would eat all sexes without discrimination. As long as raised organic and free-range.

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[–] thesporkeffect 17 points 2 months ago

If you CAN, please see a medical professional immediately

[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 months ago

FYI If you don't have any connective tissue between your breasts, ovaries and womb you might have a problem. Your doctor should check you for vitamin deficiency

[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 months ago (5 children)

It's always the Devil who tries to convince everyone that he speaks for God.

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What a disgusting tweet by the way, it makes me want to throw up

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago (5 children)

It being posted by a woman makes it even worse.

[–] Whelks_chance 38 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Female presenting profile pic, we don't actually know anything about the human who typed it

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 months ago (2 children)

They call themselves a "transformed wife" and, living in Texas, I've met enough of the self proclaimed evangelical trad wife types to know that there are plenty of deeply brainwashed women who hold these beliefs and would agree with this post.

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[–] Iron_Lynx 38 points 2 months ago (6 children)

I have hands that can turn into fists. Does that mean I was created for hitting things?

This is your logic, woman!

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago

It’s always the people who are most obsessed with us reproducing who also work the hardest to make sure there isn’t any future for our children.

[–] FlyingSquid 33 points 2 months ago (24 children)

Another possible housewife and incubator ruined by BIG ACADEMIA.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago

"God created you..."

Ughhh.... Find comfort in religion, fine, but let's not go push your idea of creation and the ramifications of such on others tyvm...

[–] Hellsfire29 28 points 2 months ago

Nothing wrong with being proud of giving birth to a new life. Also nothing wrong with believing that you're more than that. It becomes a problem when people start forcing their beliefs on others.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Conservatives are weirdos.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Look at your bodies, men! Muscles, dongs, and beards! Prometheus created you to star in a gay porno!

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (4 children)

According to Wikipedia, "the world population ... was estimated by the United Nations to have exceeded eight billion in mid-November 2022. It took around 300,000 years of human prehistory and history for the human population to reach a billion and only 218 years more to reach 8 billion."

There are PLENTY of people in the world. Some of them need to get off my lawn. Grrr.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

God gave you ass holes, so it's your duty taking shits as much possible. with this mindset

[–] logicbomb 22 points 2 months ago (3 children)

If she really believes those breasts, ovaries, and wombs are so important, why was she telling women to think about things? You don't think with breasts, ovaries, or wombs.

And what will she do when she hits menopause? How will that affect her beliefs?

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[–] peanutyam 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

“The Transformed Wife” is the worst of all the Transformers - must be a Decipticon hell bent on hating all women with brains….

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Lack of butterflies caused me to panic the first time he proposed, and I needed more time to think things through. I knew I liked him. I knew in terms of biblical values, he was a rare find. He wasn’t the most handsome guy ever, but he wasn’t repulsive either.

Oooof what a blog lmao

https://thetransformedwife.com/can-a-marriage-that-doesnt-begin-with-butterflies-last/

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

By this logic you really can't expect me to pee in the toilet. I can't have a fire hose adapter hanging off of me just to pee straight down all the time. I was born for snow writing, and I'm coming to a yard near you!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Same argument against vegetarianism/veganism


we have teeth "designed" or evolved for eating meat, thus we should eat meat.

...we also have brains capable of abstract reasoning, but nevermind that!

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