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[–] [email protected] 315 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

Look at men's bodies! They have prostates capable of being stimulated to climax. God designed men for the magnificent job of bottoming and what could be more beautiful than a man orgasming while getting railed up the ass?

[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

What about the nipples though? WHAT ABOUT THE NIPPLES???

[–] Moops 50 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I can certainly try

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 month ago

Beautiful!

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago (2 children)

hard to argue with

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

When in Rome do as the Romans do, and I do particularly love making hilariously taboo statements that mirror more conventionally acceptable fallacies. In early college I wrote an abortion focused "Modest Proposal" suggesting that men be forced to donate anatomical gifts (blood, skin, organs, etc) to their progeny to equalize the physical labor of men and women in procreation. The increased gravity of such a gift is balanced by the lower liklihood of its necessity (it might in many cases be harder on the body, but the odds a child will need it are much lower). I came at it from every angle and took each part of the argument to its most exaggeratedly ridiculous extent; Swift would've been proud. I've since lost the text, however.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How’d the professor like it? Sounds like an interesting topic, I’d hope it was a good grade.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

It's been a minute but iirc she was liberal and female so I think it was good. It wasn't the highlight of wild shit I did though I'm usually the weirdo wherever I go.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm hard, argue with me

[–] MotoAsh 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

After you put your pants back on.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

maybe next week.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Tried it, didn't like it. Guess when my wife says she doesn't want kids, I'll just have to listen to her lest she rail me up the ass. Beauty be damned.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Eh, that's more akin to hacking God's messy creation that anything else.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What god may call a bug, we call a feature.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Randal Munroe is still my celebrity crush.