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[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

North Koreans right now

Edit: just noticed the duplicate word. I'm leaving it. Not like the guys on the front line are going to be able to read it anyways.

[–] KoalaUnknown 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I had to read it like 4 times to find the duplicate word. My brain just kept skipping it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You aren't supposed to be snorting agent orange. I don't care how many other kids tell you it tastes just like Kool Aid...

[–] saltesc 75 points 1 month ago (3 children)

They may have had the potential to be a superpower, but it's apparent that they never had the leadership to conduct as one. Those inside the Kremlin bought into their own bullshit and thought of themselves as a superpower, not realising the machine within is operating on unlubricated, old, broken, and missing parts.

This seems to be a common theme with countries that feed a superiority narrative to their people and other nations.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oh, they were a superpower as the USSR. Propping up friendly governments, supplying coups, ratfucking around where more blatant impositions wouldn't be tolerated. It was just built on a house of cards and when it imploded it imploded big.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Like when Ukraine was an SSR?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Ukraine was a powerhouse of the USSR, wasn't it? I think that's why they got so much nuke power, they produced so much food

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This seems to be a common theme with countries that feed a superiority narrative to their people and other nations.

begins sweating profusely

[–] TheDoozer 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oh, we have the military superpower. We're constantly putting it on display. We're basically a giant weapons and war factory. When we go down, it won't come from the outside (except in the form of cyber attacks and misinformation campaigns).

Though I could see it in a few decades. Russia was a powerful body full of rot. We're a powerful body with an infection. If the authoritarians win, they'll replace competent people in key positions with unqualified party-loyal yes men, and that will start the rot.

[–] PugJesus 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Burn_The_Right 3 points 1 month ago

They are loaded into magazines.

[–] x00z 4 points 1 month ago

You're talking about the USA right? Because nobody mentioned the USA.

[–] NegativeLookBehind 69 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Comrade, we just invite NK troops over for tea time and potato. What is big deal?

[–] Valmond 4 points 1 month ago

NK troops: Potato?!!?!!!!

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I tell people my salary all the time... Can we stop with this bullshit?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Collective bargaining powahh!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mine’s £40k. Could be better, could be worse.

[–] positiveWHAT 2 points 1 month ago

In GBP I'm at 33k. Not great.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I too want this information.

[–] x00z 1 points 1 month ago

But nobody asked.

[–] Doge 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The North Koreans must feel like the Paradis Eldians felt in AoT when they discovered the outside world was at least 100 years in the future technology and society wise

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't think russia is that much more advanced than north korea xD

[–] Doge 18 points 1 month ago

I meant when they encounter the western weapons but touché

[–] Etterra 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gotta feed that meat grinder.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

THE CUBE DEMANDS MEAT

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

3 years

Strictly speaking, 2 years, 8 months, and 24 days, or 998 days. We're just under the 1000 day mark, though.

[–] TriflingToad 15 points 1 month ago

!remindme 2 days

[–] whostosay 18 points 1 month ago

This sub is getting juicy

[–] _bcron_ 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I thought with all the sanctions they'd run out of equipment before meat

[–] Valmond 4 points 1 month ago

They just use more meat when adequate equipment lacks. See golfcarts, motorcycle attacks instead of using a bmp or some infantry fighting vehicle for example. No protection means higher losses. Also their tanks are older and older.

The sanctions help with making new hi-tech, and upgrading old stuff, what they do is just refurbishing old tanks and btrs (and building a handfull of each each month) but they're scraping the bottom of the soviet stockpile as we're speaking.

Maybe they will run out a month from now, we'll see.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

3 days to Kyiv!