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[–] troublecat 51 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I wasn't going to upvote, just out of spite. Hot dogs? No way. But then I saw that it was hot dogs in brine - you got me, you son of a bitch.

[–] ganksy 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also came in for the brine.

[–] Ghostalmedia 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Come for the brine, stay for the blood pressure medication.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

OP ignore these salty old dogs

[–] phuntis 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

tinned hot dogs are the worst hotdogs they're like wallpaper paste jarred hot dogs are the far superior option even the ones in a plastic packet are better than tinned also they say hot dogs so it'll be that american rubbish bockwurst makes a far better hot dog that actually tastes like food

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Hey did you eat the punctuation with that hot dog

[–] ThePyroPython 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

You're damn right I'll upvote the cheapest source of "meat" I could afford when I was at rock-bottom.

Literally 1 tin of these, tinned vegetables, tinned beans, tomato puree, a bunch of different spices, and served with either pasta or with rice in a pitta bread.

Maybe some stolen sauces from McDonald's for dipping.

And for dessert, a hand rolled cigarette with used filters and second hand tobacco because this is the only hot meal for the day and life fucking sucked.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Dude I’ve never met someone else who rolled up second hand cigs. My situation when I was doing it was similar to yours, except my friend and I had become rather efficient at stuffing food down our pants at the local Kroger, so we usually had one good meal a day, and then a half cup of rice each for the rest of the day.

I’m glad to hear you’re doing better, that was a rough life and not one I would wish on anyone, even my enemies.

[–] Uphillbothways 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

upped for stolen sauces. rice and stolen taco bell packets kept me from starving back when 17 and kicked out of the house for the 2nd time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You make it sound kinda nice, actually.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Sliced, sauted over rice with ketchup.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hot dogs in a can? That's disgusting. Enjoy your upvote.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Everyone know hotdogs should come in jars.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, plastic because fuck the environment.

[–] Ghostalmedia 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Plastic jars then. Like peanut butter.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, plastic wrapped, because jars can be reused.

[–] Ghostalmedia 1 points 1 year ago

You’re not reusing your old hotdog wrappers?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Posting this on an instance without downvotes is cheating, but still funny

[–] Viking_Hippie 6 points 1 year ago

You had me at "in brine" 🥰

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I'm doing my part

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Who else counted the hot dogs on the label just to make sure there are 8? 😅

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Who else read "Show dogs" from the thumbnail?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Great! Something to go with my beans!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I wouldn’t even consider upvoting fewer than 6 hot dogs but you got me here.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hot dogs from a jar? How could I not?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

No, that's 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕬𝖘𝖍𝖇𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖗

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

As a vegan, get an angry upvote!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I don't know why the can is so off-putting, but it is. Lots of other things come in a can, including tuna and chicken, but somehow this is a step too far for my brain.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Here we go again 🤣

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You're goddamn right!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Why buy these over the vastly superior vienna sausages, though? (They're European!)

[–] MaxVoltage 2 points 1 year ago

i love hotdogs

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Just like back when all you had to do to get upvotes in the DayZ sub was to post cans of beans.

[–] approxamatrix 1 points 1 year ago
[–] Cipher22 1 points 1 year ago

Don't hate, I'm sure they're better than some of the shit my kids have had to eat.

[–] GreenCrush 1 points 1 year ago

That's awesome. Includes the hot dog water? What a steal.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Please no, not again!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Takes 5 minutes to cook them, why would I get them canned?

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