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[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Dick Cheney?

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Because its Alabama, the Alabama of the United States

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

they should avoid parking garages...

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Don't worry, there is still plenty of coccaine

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Blue Manganese Group?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

No.

Because I'm old enough to have lived through the era of technology actually getting shittier as we adopt more and more applications.

TV > B&W good

TV > Color stereo good

TV > remote control good

TV > digital good?

TV > flat screen good!

TV > thin, flat screen great!

TV > built in apps, "smart" spies on you, shit. [we are here]

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

Wang, get me some more noodles....

hey, is that a giant...

[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago

Start small and work your way up.

grape>cherry tomato>kiwi>live ringtailled deermouse>avocado>apple

[-] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago

Follow up story: 10 year olds' gun charges dropped after being sentenced to 55 years on the mara-juannas.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

"It is rocket carrier ship, not rocket launching ship."

-some dude before his accidental fall out a 5 story window

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

"...with my help" is the redt of the quote.

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Madrid (lemmy.ml)
submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/babymetal

Got my two kids tickets for thw Madrid show last night (surprise birthday gift), they had an absolute blast!

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by [email protected] to c/xbox

So stupid question: I went to go by Shipbreaker for 16$, evrything went through but I could not find the game in.y games & apps, I had to search through "all" and there it was, clicking it it said I need a game pass subscription to play.

Is this right? I have to have a sub. to play a game I purchased?

I got it refunded because I couldn't find a good answer.

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Shakespeare (lemmy.ml)
submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

So story time. Way back in the day I needed to have some more Math credits to get into culinary school (math was not my best subject in high school), and enrolled in the local CC. Now to round out my classes to qualify as being a full time student & take advantage of those benefits, I took a couple electives including Shakespeare. I took this class with my friend from HS, and we got up to the usual shenanigans in a class where everyone else were renfaire & thespian types so they took it very seriously. For our final, we were to present an act from a play. Everyone...and I mean every body else in the class came in dressed in the part they were going to act out (and remember, this was back in rhe day before cosplay was a thing). And then there was my buddy and I, presenting Othello in sockpuppetry.

Now, the kicker was, my friend had been failing and I really wasn't in to the class so I was averaging a C. Because of our originality and perfect presentation I got a 2 grade bump and an A, and my friend got a C.

BEST. FINAL. EVER!

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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/foodporn

cool food for a hot, summer day

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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/foodporn

Blue cheese dip (wings) & cajun remoulade (pups)

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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/foodporn

Salmon, dill, roast garlic royal, potatoes. Also pictured plantain chips with mango salsa and waaaay in the back is grilled peaches & rocket salad

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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/foodporn

Roasted mushroom, quinoa, mascarpone, thyme & parsley with Ibirico Jamon

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Tiny shrimp (lemmy.ml)
submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/foodporn

I ate, delicious & well done.

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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by [email protected] to c/soundersfc

This is, by far, one of my most proud moments as a father (VS Gals around 2013)

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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/foodporn

Pickled onions, home made bbq sauce

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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/foodporn

Smoke-roasted for an event i did back in 2014, served with several different Mustard based sauces (basil, garlic, black pepper & parsley)

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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/foodporn

Smoke-roasted for an event i did back in 2014, served with several different Mustard based sauces (basil, garlic, black pepper & parsley)

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Che_Donkey

joined 11 months ago