PrunesMakeYouPoop

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

The windows key is the best key for determining whether or not your keyboard disconnected, or if windows itself has locked up.

[–] [email protected] 96 points 5 months ago (19 children)

The average person has one boob and one testicle.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Go to the cowboy store and get some work jeans. Make sure the tag says 100% cotton. They can be stiff and take a while to break in, but when they do, they're comfy and durable. I usually get wranglers for $25-30 and they last years and years. I usually replace them because they're oil stained, not worn-through.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I love my redwings.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's a sailboat!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (2 children)

It is a controlled substance; you must be 21+ to purchase it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Wow a Zardoz reference. Well met, Friend.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (4 children)

Is that a gun that is also a penis? Or is it a gun that shoots penises as ammo?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

I mean, you kinda were.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

I just use the printer at work.

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On the nose. (media.kbin.social)
 
 

It's a GPS tracker.

I live in a bad neighborhood and am terrified of my bike disappearing, despite the big ass chain and big ass lock. If it gets stolen, I want to be able to find it ASAP.

So I picked up an Optimus GV75MG from the evil Amazon website for about $55 US and $12 US per month. It's super powerful for the price, and hard wires directly to the battery (only 2 wires needed).

I'm pretty sure its "movement detection" is an accelerometer, so I barely touch the bike and I get "Movement detected!" email within a minute or two. I sleep so much better with this thing installed.

It was also fun watching the mechanic do laps around the parking lot from the internet today haha.

Not a shill or anything, just a regular ass dude who wants to help people without garages/secured parking. A cellular GPS tracker in 2023 is cheap, a stolen motorbike is expensive.

 

I went to Cycle Gear to get some new gloves and it was bike night. I did my best not to be socially awkward, and talked with a few people.

The coolest bike I saw a sweet ass '87 Honda Interceptor 1000 that's probably fast as hell, and a Honda V4 superbike that was electro modded. Never found out whose it is, but it was cool.

It's too bad I had already eaten, because they even had free hot dogs.

God I love the motorcycle community.

I had fun.

 

Screw the ridge wallet, this thing is a beast. With full grain leather and a coated stainless steel body, this wallet is built like an absolute tank.

 

My EDC is a Buck Sprint Pro and it's getting difficult to open. The knife has a bearing at the pivot point, and dirt is getting in there. I want to clean it out and regrease it, but I really don't want to take it apart if possible. I will if I have to, but I've never disassembled a pocket knife before.

 

I'm entering my late 30s, and my body isn't taking care of me because I have not taken care of it for most of its adult life.

I went rollerskating on a local trail/walking path. Skating is much more fun than running; I absolutely hate running when it's not to save my own life. It was not very smooth, so it was particularly difficult. It was pretty though, and I feel great now. I went 3 miles in all. I had fun, 8/10, would do again, but on a smoother path next time.

Lately (past 3ish years) I have been struggling with finding the motivation to do the simplest of tasks, but my partner went to work and I was bored. I figured, "why the hell not?" baby steps.

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