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[–] [email protected] 106 points 1 month ago (3 children)

A great adventure is waiting for you ahead. Hurry onward beetle, or you will soon be dead. The journey before you may be long and filled with woe. But you must escape the frog's ass, or your tale can't be told.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

"Andy Dufraine crawled through a mile of shit, to freedom"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

🎶 Freedom from the ass of doom is the treasure you will win 🎶

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I can get him past the esophagus, but he hast to answer my riddle first.

[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Colon any% no major glitches

[–] Nariom 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

id call that a major glitch but ok

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Ain't no glitch to go fast my man. Dudes not even going out of bounds

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Gotta get Isma’s tear first it’s crucial for the run bro

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[–] ThunderWhiskers 74 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Explains a lot of what‽ OP what questions are you asking‽

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago

Plants: develop hard pericarps for their seeds to survive animals' digestive tracts

This beetle: G O T T A G O F A S T

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago

Got inspired and made it into an image

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

*Ah, here we go shit again

[–] beebarfbadger 1 points 1 month ago

"Go on, eat me. See what happens."

"I'll digest you!"

"Frank, this is the third time this week. Just admit you're into it."

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Topologically speaking, the frog is a donut.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

People kissing just make a tube that goes from ass to ass.

[–] geogle 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

We all are... Well, unless you happen to be a starfish

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] geogle 2 points 1 month ago

Most creatures are a tube. Food goes in one end and out the other... Well, not starfish

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 1 month ago

Sideologically speaking that hole isn't on the top

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

If we tie little brushes to the beetles, maybe we can start a new trendy spa cleanse

[–] Glitterbomb 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Fine, if no one else is going to ask, I will.

What happens if I eat one?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

The thread linked seemed to agree that human digestive systems would screw up the bug

Nb. I was only in that thread for jokes

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Imagine getting one in your ear

[–] ArcaneGadget 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thanks! I hate it...

How do I delete someone else's comment?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why do I keep seeing this comment from different people wherever I go?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The Shawshank Beetle

[–] ObsidianZed 10 points 1 month ago

"If you're going through Hell, keep on going."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If someone put little scrubbers on its feet and ate it, would the bug clean the person's colon?

[–] RagingRobot 9 points 1 month ago

If the person was a frog? Yes

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Reverse Lemmiwinks

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

There's beetles with a Vore fetish!?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] gofsckyourself 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you get the shits from taco bell, then that's on you, not taco bell.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Taco bell hasn't given me the shits since i quit drinking.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Same but also because I haven't felt the desire to get taco bell without having been drinking first.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

That poor frogged didn't do nobody no harm. How they gonna do my homie like that 😢

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

The ideal bug for any frog trying to go on diet

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Is there an equivalent scaled version that works in people? Asking for a friend.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How does it not suffocate?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

The time taken to traverse is less than the time taken to suffocate. That'd be my guess.

[–] billwashere 3 points 1 month ago

Speed run as survival instinct.