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[–] Skullgrid 69 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

When I say Subway sucks, I mean its quality seems to have fallen off significantly over the past 5ish years at least near me. The bread is now super dry and the produce doesn't taste fresh either

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[–] RangerJosie 43 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I can't judge. I like sliced Tomato and a double order of Olives on my footlong Meatball.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Nope just a 12 inch long ball of meat with sliced tomatoes and double olives.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] RangerJosie 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

My favorite pizza is olive and mushroom with garlic parmesian sauce.

I know. I'm weird.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

That's not weird. I always have olives and mushrooms on my pizza.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

!notopbutok

And that sounds really good! It's probably super savory.

[–] RangerJosie 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (6 children)

My favorite pizza is hard to get in the United States. It's corn and onions.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Double olives at Subway now get you like three of them. Employees be acting like they deduct each olive directly out of their paycheck.

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[–] synapse1278 38 points 2 months ago

I mean.. what she is doing wrong is going to subway.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm torn between bitching about BRANDS and laughing.

How dare you conflict me like this in shitposting.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago
[–] jaybone 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Does Lemmy have hailcorporate yet? Really seems like an ideal fit around here.

Fuck Subway, and fuck your dumbass sandwich. Which you obviously didn’t get a picture of from “the worker.”

[–] pyre 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

fuck r/hailcorporate. at first I joined it thinking it was going to be about stealth ads. oh my god, you can't even allude to a brand in a critical manner before some asshole accuses you of advertising. even bigger cancer than r/theyknew

[–] SkyezOpen 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Seriously. That sub made me so angry I had to cool off with a refreshing Pepsi.

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[–] mipadaitu 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He better go wash his hands again after handling his phone.

[–] lath 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Nah, it's cool. Can't you see he's wearing a thin plastic glove on the other hand?

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[–] jaybone 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What's wrong with Subway? Is this another chain I have to avoid now?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't know if anything really bad. It's expensive and low quality, but that's about it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Out of all the mainstream fast food places, it's probably my top pick. Especially if you manage to get their buy one get one free footlong deals.

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[–] NormalPerson 7 points 2 months ago

There's a John Oliver episode about it. Been a while since I've seen it, but the jist of it was how scummy they are with their franchisees. To the point where it reminded me of time shares.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Should have just gotten a sandwich with a pretty large pickle in it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I really like sandwich with a pretty large pickle in it. One of my faves.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I mean if that’s what you like, and they specifically ask you what you want on it… I’m sure subway employees have put together far worse science projects than that.

[–] Fosheze 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"Yeah. Uh. I'll get the tuna salad. Also can I get that toasted."

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[–] EmpathicVagrant 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My orders are always a horror at Mod and Subway, I’ve gotten more than a few looks of judgement but ion care it’s tasty.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hey this is the fediverse. Ion is an atomic particle.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Wheres the sauce you fucking demon, like even the worst sauce they have is better than no sauce. Id take a sauce i hate over no sauce... and its toasted so that "bread" is dry af... Put some sauce on and be fucking normal.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They're not at that part yet. Clearly in the veggie stage.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

The sauce stage is after the veggie stage, I bet he asked what sauce they want, they said no sauce and that's how we got here.

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[–] Nuke_the_whales 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The other day. The guy behind me ordered a pizza sub with just sauce and cheese. There was a pizza place across the street but whatever I guess

[–] jaybone 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He would probably go to the pizza place and order a pizza with just sauce and cheese. What’s wrong with that? I think it’s called a cheese pizza.

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[–] werefreeatlast 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's another sandwich I would still vote for president before Trump.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago
[–] edgemaster72 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Damn you could at least spread out the veggies a bit more before taking a picture to shame the person ordering this abomination

[–] jaybone 5 points 2 months ago

No, you should stop at this point and handle your phone, your car keys, your wallet, fish around in your pocket and belly button lint, scratch your asshole, then continue to handle food.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Say what you will but this would be a very cool "this is how we met" story that they could tell their kids down the line

[–] over_clox 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is a food crime from hell!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, a food crime from hell would be pork ice cream. A cucumber and olive sandwich is a food crime from weight watchers.

[–] thesporkeffect 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Bacon vanilla is good though

[–] EtherWhack 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's an easy way to get reprimanded and have your bosses hands tied by corporate.

[–] felixwhynot 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sir,,, this is a shitpost and your comment is very logical

[–] EtherWhack 5 points 2 months ago

True. I just swear I've seen a story about something similar happening.

[–] CodexArcanum 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is just an ad for subway

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I would think that an ad for something would paint that thing in a favorable light, not make it look gross and weird and unappealing.

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