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I say "bum" and my wife says "boob"

Interested to hear what you think.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Onomatopoeia usually punch above their weight class here. Shlorp gets my vote.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Have you ever used Shlorp as a verb? I feel it paints a particular picture

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes, almost exclusively in the context of dogs shlorping up water from their bowl.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Shlorp

Shlorp

Shlorp

Shlorp

Shlorp

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[–] NineMileTower 29 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

Peef.

It's when you fart out of your dick hole. A "Penis Queef", if you will. Happened to me once when I had a cystoscopy. Weirdest feeling ever.

[–] Crackhappy 36 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

What the fuuuuuuck. How do you delete someone else's post?

[–] NineMileTower 12 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

It wasn't fun for me either

[–] Crackhappy 7 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)

I am sorry. I didn't mean to be flippant. I had no idea that was a thing and reacted in the moment. Are you ok? Is your penis ok? Can you teach me your ways, senpai?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I learned a new thing today, thank you!

Does it sound like peef too? How many decibels do you think you could crank one out to?

[–] NineMileTower 8 points 4 weeks ago

It sounded like a silent but deadly fart. Like a PFFFFT.

[–] AndrewZabar 23 points 4 weeks ago (12 children)

Bjork!

I know it’s not a word, but a name… still if you use it with ! I think it’s particularly funny. Like it’s an exclamation, or a warning.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago

Bjork is my goto nonsense muppet sound. Bjork bjork bjork Bjork!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago

Icelandic dogs:

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

You know Björk in swedish is a tree

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago

It's birch.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (7 children)

Schmutz.

It's Yiddish (?) and is a general term for unspecified dirt or filth. The fun part: once you have identified the filth, it is no longer schmutz.

My spouse and I picked it up from the Says You radio show years ago, and have used it ever since.

[–] siph 12 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

It's literally the translation of dirt or filth in German.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 weeks ago (16 children)

Smeg

I expect this requires no explanation. You lemmings already know.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I also choose this guy's wife's "boob".

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[–] Gradually_Adjusting 15 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Without wanting to ruffle anyone's feathers, I will submit queef, which would be worth a chuckle even if it held no meaning

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

It's funny that quaff is spelled similarly, but has a completely different vibe to it. The two don't mix at all.

Well, unless you're into quaffing queefs, I'm not here to judge.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 15 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Once I quaffed a queef, inhaled a clunge that had beefed, I just belched for relief and resumed the great feat

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

"womp"

but usually funnier when used as a pair

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 weeks ago

You two are wild

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeet is fun to say when throwing something.

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[–] Postmortal_Pop 12 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

However you spell that noise Guinea pigs make.

[–] Plum 16 points 4 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago

It's like letting the air out of a balloon. Fascinating!

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago

This is great, I have a curmudgeonly relative named Bob, and he would just hate to think that's funny

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

Twat

pronounced with a hard A

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago (7 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Funt. Looks horrendously rude, resembles two terrible English words, but is completely without meaning in and of itself. Unless you let UrbanDictionary tell you that it's the combination of those two words anyway.

It's also the noise things make when launched out of a tube by compressed air, if not the noise made by lighting gases in a test tube, both of which are highly entertaining.

The spelling "phoont" may be preferable.

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[–] lemming741 9 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)
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[–] Hobbes_Dent 8 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

Hump

Also: dink

Edit: hehehehehehe

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago

You must be a fan of The Princess Bride, or as I like to call it Prince Humperdink and that Blasted Woman Who Didn't Want to Get Married

Your edit is the whole reason I'm here :)

[–] I_Miss_Daniel 7 points 4 weeks ago

Engelbert Humperdinck ?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

I always enjoyed the word putz. I typically use the verb format but it amuses me that every definition is so different lol.

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