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[–] essteeyou 270 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Polaris is 45-67 million years old.

The oldest total-group chondrichthyans, known as acanthodians or "spiny sharks", appeared during the Early Silurian, around 439 million years ago.

It's not even close.

[–] ChicoSuave 71 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Dinosaurs died off 65 MYA. Dinosaurs were most likely gone before Polaris formed.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They probably died off because they couldn’t use Polaris for navigation!

[–] mkwt 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Polaris goes in and out of North Star status on the 26,000 year precession cycle. So for the duration of humanity (let's say 100,000 years), there have been decent chunks of time where it's not in use.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You gotta rest up man, that's a pretty big job for one star

[–] FuglyDuck 11 points 1 month ago

Can you imagine having to give directions to a bunch of illiterate primates? Ugg. I’d have quite after the first thousand years.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

They trade off. There are other stars that make for good pole star candidates

[–] aeronmelon 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’m now sad that dinosaurs could never look up and see Polaris.

[–] ZeffSyde 6 points 1 month ago

Eh, they got to see the thousands of other stars that are now obscured by light/atmospheric pollution.

[–] toynbee 29 points 1 month ago

I came here to question whether that claim is true, saw your post, and thought something like "well, that settles that." Then I scrolled down and saw neatchee's (great username) post and now my whole world is uncertain.

[–] LustyArgonianMana 3 points 1 month ago

Appalachian mountains are even older

[–] neatchee 207 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This is only sort of true, unfortunately. Polaris is a two-star system: Polaris Aa and Polaris B.

Polaris B is much older than sharks, by several billion years.

Polaris Aa appears to be younger than sharks, at a measley 50 million years old, compared to sharks' 420 million years

HOWEVER it is unclear whether Polaris Aa is actually that young. Scientists believe that, based on some contradictory findings, that measurement may be inaccurate if Polaris Aa is formed from two different stars that merged. In that scenario, the model we use to calculate star age would no longer work and could give wildly inaccurate estimates of the star's true age

TMYK

[–] homesweethomeMrL 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Right but how did it know to be the pole star?? Huh?

Yeah! Makes ya think!

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It had the fastest lap in qualifying.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

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[–] davidgro 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In my opinion Polaris B and Polaris Ab (it's actually a three star system!) don't count as 'The North Star' because they contribute almost nothing to the visible light seen without a telescope. Without Aa there's just no north pole star at the moment.

But that's interesting about the age being uncertain. I'd use the age of the merger as the age of the star anyway unless it didn't add much mass (but in that case it would have been a short lived giant anyway...) which would still likely put it under the 420 million years mark.

[–] neatchee 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Fair enough on the first point!

The interesting scenario re: Polaris A's age would be if a larger, younger original star merged with a smaller, much older star. You'd have a small amount of late-stage byproducts in an otherwise relatively early-stage star. That would definitely make any age models 'confused' heh

I could imagine a scenario where the math works out such that the star appears a lot younger than it is despite being the product of a merger of two older stars, based on the masses and ages of the contributing objects and the amount of different material contributed by each

[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Sharks are older than trees.

They're older than a lot of things. Land plants, Yellowstone, appendages,dinosaurs, doritos.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Sharks are older than trees.

But are younger than the mountains.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Ehhhh they're younger than some mountains though. There are ranges that are over a billion years old, but the Himalayas are "only" some 40-70 million years old, depending on when you start counting (40-50 if you actually start from being mountains, 70 if you start from "ground moves up")

[–] roguetrick 2 points 1 month ago

They're mountains when it's impressive that I can throw a football over them.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

The geologic processes that led to the formation of the Appalachian Mountains started 1.1 billion years ago.

There's no shark without Mountain Mama

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why did I read this to the tune of colors of the wind…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sharks are older than the grinning bobcat

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

But are they older than why he grins?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Some of it.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I refuse to believe any animal is older than doritos

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

No they are wrong. Doritos are eternal.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

He's thinking of penguins

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Aren't appendages external?

[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 month ago (2 children)

One of my favorites is "the Appalachian mountains are older than bones"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago

Bones evolved for the first time: "485 Ma First vertebrates with true bones (jawless fishes)" -- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_the_evolutionary_history_of_life (Vertebrates existed without a bony notochord before then.)

But the Appalachians were started much earlier: "The geologic processes that led to the formation of the Appalachian Mountains started 1.1 billion years ago." They were basically finished growing by the time bones existed: "Around 480 million years ago, geologic processes began that led to three distinct orogenic eras that created much of the surface structure seen in today's Appalachians. [d] During this period, mountains once reached elevations similar to those of the Alps and the Rockies" Since then, it's just been wearing down. -- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Appalachian_Mountains

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

and bones are I turn older than Saturn's rings, by about 300 million years

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

this blows my mind

[–] chonglibloodsport 21 points 1 month ago

Thanks for this. Now I’m on a major Wikipedia deep dive on Polaris and cepheid variables!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] pingveno 3 points 1 month ago

Now wait until you hear about skinteeth.