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[–] [email protected] 81 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"See, their song goes 'ding-ding-ding da-da ding-ding/ding-ding-ding da-da ding-ding', and mine goes 'ding-ding-ding da-da ding-ding/DING-ding-ding-ding da-da ding-ding'. It's totally different."

— Vanilla Ice, comparing Queen's "Under Pressure" to his song "Ice Ice Baby"

[–] SkyezOpen 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wanna see a double blind study on what percentage of people can accurately distinguish between ice ice baby and under pressure in the first few seconds.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Are they working alone, or do you envision groups who can stop, collaborate, and listen?

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They only stop when it is time for the hammer. ✋️🔨⏰️.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Can’t touch this, because I’m too legit to quit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I salute you on this one.

[–] themeatbridge 68 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I tried to get into his music, but then he told me to stop and I did.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

"Alright now stop, colla-"

"Okay!"

[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 months ago (3 children)

He didn't leave, he just went on to invent metal.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Everyone knows Nickelback was the true creator of metal music.

[–] thermal_shock 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] ivanafterall 4 points 2 months ago

Pretty sure Mmm Bop is credited with inventing scat music, which eventually caught on in jazz a bit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Hmm... you might be onto something!

[–] Dippy 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] ivanafterall 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Guys like Bob Vila walk the path Ice paved.

[–] Vandals_handle 4 points 2 months ago

Red Green salted the Iced path, at least he's handy.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Genius fusion of ice to babies

[–] Omgarm 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Using his own completely unique music/melody as well. A true visionary.

[–] jaybone 7 points 2 months ago

Tbf plenty of rap was sampled at that time.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There was a problem and, yo, he solved it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Before he left, he turned out the lights and glowed

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I heard he made a line of surfing products, starting with Chump Wax.

[–] niktemadur 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And never seemed to be under pressure to return

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

No. No. He wasn't under pressure, he was under pressure. Totally different.

[–] Nuke_the_whales 24 points 2 months ago

Get sued by David Bowie and leaves

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

Stop, collaborate and leave

[–] teamevil 17 points 2 months ago

He's pushing Street Fighter 2 Guyle energy

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Ah 1990, the year rap was invented, yes

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Too cold and plain

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago

Multiverse Eminem

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I don’t recognize him either, but from the references in the other comments I’m assuming it’s vanilla ice

[–] toynbee 4 points 2 months ago

I've self diagnosed with face blindness, but I tentatively recognized his hair lift.

The references confirmed it.

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[–] thermal_shock 9 points 2 months ago

chocolate rain

[–] lefixxx 3 points 2 months ago

The inventor of rap apparently

[–] Dkarma 12 points 2 months ago

Invents what???????

[–] ChillPill 7 points 2 months ago

Uncle Vanny was Vanilla Ice this whole time?!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Pressurized Ice

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

"Bloodhound Gang and Rob van Winkle: Together on this track."

He genuinely could flow. He just was too caught up in trying to market himself (his rap / metal fusion album was a good example of lyrics trying to package a look).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Probably realized his mistake

[–] Mobiledecay 3 points 2 months ago

The white MC Hammer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Ice is a legend.

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