this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2024
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[–] 9point6 93 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)
[–] Sanctus 79 points 2 days ago (4 children)

He looks so unenthusiastic about it.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 days ago

"Nothing personal. Needs must, bro. Needs must."

💥🤛

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"It's the Law of the Jungle I'm afraid, old chap."

[–] Agent641 7 points 1 day ago

'Here I go, killing again.'

[–] ivanafterall 12 points 2 days ago

Why are you making me do this? :(

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen 46 points 2 days ago

It is a real photo but I hate the AI infused world in which I immediately question the veracity of any photo.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Never have I ever been punched in the face by a gorilla

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Just ask your mom to do it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I’ll tell her when we finish up here.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

To be clear, I said your mom. What are you doing with your mom?

[–] Soup 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That’s a different person. They’re passing on the message.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ohhh

all the people on here are the same person in my head except for like @[email protected]

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What makes me different from soup?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] surewhynotlem 1 points 1 day ago

Up to my nose in cooch.

Weird taste though. Reminds me on Uncle Steve.

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face by a gorilla.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"I said, NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY!"

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 2 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (3 children)

POV you're the fifth person in a row to bring potato salad with eggs to my vegan potluck after I specifically wrote "PS and no potato salad please haha xD" on the rsvp

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 3 points 1 day ago

but its german

[–] chemical_cutthroat 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well, just feed it to the cat.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 days ago

but my cat is vegan don't get mad it's their choice I've tried!!

[–] MeatPilot 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

So... did he die?

[–] detective__mcnulty 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Probably not, gorilla pretty tough.

[–] GratefullyGodless 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah, but if he hit the camera he might have bruised a knuckle or two.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

RIP Christophe Courteau

[–] bruhduh 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] bruhduh 2 points 1 day ago

Like few hundreds meters away

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Major Arthur clenching his fist vibes

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Man, that gorilla needs to work on his stance. He's swinging like an schoolgirl.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Maybe, but he can also rip your arm off and beat you to death with it.....

When wrestling with a toddler, your stance doesn't really matter.

[–] FelixCress 1 points 2 days ago

Friday night, eh?

[–] someguy3 1 points 2 days ago
[–] ODuffer 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall 2 points 2 days ago

That's why he's posting it in September 2024. Knocked him 6 years ahead.