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[–] mcqtom 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Fuck yeah! Any other Driveshaft fans out there!?

[–] chemical_cutthroat 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fuck yeah! I can't wait for their reunion tour, just as soon as Charlie gets back from Australia.

[–] thenextguy 3 points 2 months ago

I may have some bad news for you.

[–] Supervisor194 5 points 2 months ago

🎵You allll everybody!🎵

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

When are they going put out the new "magic smoke" flavour I've heard about, burning electronics isn't cheap

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Just finished a bag of those. Now I need to adjust my timing belt.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sorry for whoever this offends but the lug nut flavor is better.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nasty dude. People have nut allergies!

Besides, everyone knows "forgot to release the parking brake" is the best flavor!

[–] trigonated 2 points 2 months ago

MMM, so good. Especially if you dip it in blinker fluid sauce.

[–] NegativeLookBehind 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I really like the taste of gear oil

[–] Know_not_Scotty_does 1 points 2 months ago

The smell never goes away

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Seems like they might be a little greasy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Mine broke down and has metal shavings in it

[–] JusticeForPorygon 9 points 2 months ago

Nah that's the Tyson Chicken Nuggets flavor

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Now I can get that flavour of working in the shop at home with clean hands!

[–] random_character_a 4 points 2 months ago

One of those "special editions" that are born from factory machinary failures or other fuckups.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I imagine that smells like the breakroom at a jiffy lube.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

A lovely cocktail of body odor, various chemicals from the shop, as well as many chemicals brought from home by the employees.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

For REAL MEN

[–] Etterra 3 points 2 months ago

The best food is made by people who can't quite get all the grime off their hands, no matter how much pumice soap they grind their skin with.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I still think the dill pickle flavored ones taste better

[–] patak 3 points 2 months ago

if your car fails donate it to a potato chip factory

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

i ate these chips i am turning into a car