Even if the table is correct the instruction needs to be more precise. Is it table header or table body and in which table column?
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they were never meant to be together, they would confuse the hell out of each other. Imagine they have two kids and she says pick kid[1] from the school, then what?
Child Overflow Error
Edit: oh wait you said two kids, nvm
Hol' up!
I think children go in dictionaries so you can look them to via name (key).
1st table is not equal to table 01 because there no 0st table
0th (only first gets the -st ending; only second gets its end)
She was a lua girl, he was every other programming language guy. It was not ment to happen.
She liked embeddded apps
And he liked desktop displays
What more can I say?
Hey, don't forget the Matlab people
And R!
And abap
IS THIS Love Advice From the Great Duke of Hell??
(it's a webcomic, I loved the story)
And then he texts back 'where are you?' And then she texts back 'the first table' and he replies 'umm I'm here too. But I don't see you' confused she asks him ' table 0p?' And then '01*?' He says 'no, 00.' Releaved she says 'lol I am at table 01' he chuckles 'I am at 00, I'll go find you'
Later they get married and have kids. But relationship collapses and it ruins both of them and they cannot find the heart to love anyone again. Their children grow up broken and struggle through life. Some get arrested end up in prison, all of them repeatedly fall into a series of toxic relationships for the rest of their lives.
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Or.... or..... hear me out.... one of them turns around on their chair, and says "hey there".
They were at the corner
She is right, using 0 index for physical stuff is stupid.
Blame the restaurant for having a table identified as zero
Guy is wrong. Went to 0th table. She asked for 1st table.
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