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[–] drunkpostdisaster 65 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And then he texts back 'where are you?' And then she texts back 'the first table' and he replies 'umm I'm here too. But I don't see you' confused she asks him ' table 0p?' And then '01*?' He says 'no, 00.' Releaved she says 'lol I am at table 01' he chuckles 'I am at 00, I'll go find you'

Later they get married and have kids. But relationship collapses and it ruins both of them and they cannot find the heart to love anyone again. Their children grow up broken and struggle through life. Some get arrested end up in prison, all of them repeatedly fall into a series of toxic relationships for the rest of their lives.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Or.... or..... hear me out.... one of them turns around on their chair, and says "hey there".

[–] drunkpostdisaster 2 points 8 hours ago

They were at the corner