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[–] [email protected] 111 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yes I'm sure this will reduce violence

[–] Carighan 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean I'm all for stricter gun regulations, but chopping everybody's fingers off might be a bit much. Granted.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

How else will they learn though?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

/me makes throat slitting gesture

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Oi you got a licosonse for that gesture.

[–] zkfcfbzr 85 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I've gotta wonder if the charge is being pushed by someone who opposes the law being talked about in the video, who wants its first application to be in a case so ridiculous it'll create mass public opposition to it or something. That's the only scenario I can think of where an otherwise functioning adult may make a decision that poor.

[–] [email protected] 80 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Now I'm no judge, but I see this as a first amendment violation. The student was expressing his disdain towards the kids in a jackass sort of way, but being a jackass isn't and shouldn't be against the law.

[–] WoodScientist 10 points 2 months ago

I would be inclined to agree. Schools themselves have wide latitude to police this type of thing, much wider than general criminal law could do. So I have no problem with the kid being suspended. The criminal charge on the other hand is another matter entirely. That seems like a clear 1st Amendment violation.

[–] roguetrick 4 points 2 months ago

Depends on context. In this case it's obvious it's not a "true threat." https://constitution.congress.gov/browse/essay/amdt1-7-5-6/ALDE_00013807/

[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In Tennessee, it's a felony for impersonating a gun. Having a real one on the other hand is perfectly acceptable.

[–] Tudsamfa 11 points 2 months ago

"It's me, a 8mm Glock. I like to lie threatenly on tables and being pointed at minorities." What do you think, pretty convincing, right?

[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Finger guns are not covered under the 2nd amendment.

[–] yggstyle 28 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Well you see your honor: the hand is connected to the arm.... And we have the right to bear arms so...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Ah, the RFK Jr defense. Nice.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I prefer to have the right to Bear Arms, tbh.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Then ask your bear to make a finger gun

[–] Allonzee 2 points 2 months ago

The arms are a right, the hands at the end of them are a privilege...

[–] ianonavy 5 points 2 months ago

It’s the right to bear arms, not the right to bare arms!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

But they should be covered under the 1st amendment. The problem is that children don't have many rights in the US.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Yes it does, finger guns 100% existed in the 18th century

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago

Googling this... At the moment, the only source online is a single local newspaper, which omits numerous key details. Might turn out to be nothing.

[–] xantoxis 40 points 2 months ago

Student with actual gun given a thumbs-up and a gentle kiss on the forehead.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] 2pt_perversion 74 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

We have the best High Schools, because of jail.

[–] spongeborgcubepants 9 points 2 months ago
[–] pyre 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

you can't buy fingers from weapons manufacturers so we can't protect your right to bear fingers

[–] Badeendje 19 points 2 months ago

Anything but addressing the core issue.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Are finger guns going to become the equivalent of a middle finger in the US because of how many people die to guns?

[–] Tudsamfa 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Much like the middle finger gesture is offensive because outside the US many people die to birds.

[–] RizzRustbolt 4 points 2 months ago

Only if the French start doing it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No. It's hysterical admins using lousy logic to conclude that finger guns = violence. The logic is something along the lines of finger guns = real guns = killing people.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think the logic is "it could be a threat" but yeah it's dumb either way, unless it is a threat I guess.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The only time I really heard this talked about was in elementary school, and finger guns were never a threat at the school I went to. Not even once, but the teachers and administration would harp on about it like kids were demonic for making them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

They could get you expelled at mine, but not charged. IIRC even water guns would get you actually charged. Tbf it was shortly after 9/11, but still.

[–] biofaust 14 points 2 months ago

I can tell you that I was forbidden from doing that while playing during a vacation in Colorado, mere months before Columbine. This bullshit is ridiculous.

[–] hakunawazo 10 points 2 months ago

Clearly you weren't in a dangerous finger-standoff by yourselves.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Says an error occurred and I can't get the link, can you send it here?

[–] Sam_Bass 5 points 2 months ago

More repuglican insanity

[–] jafo 4 points 2 months ago

TBF, that's how I robbed Chase Bank last week.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I know I'm late to the party, but...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes, YouTube.com as a reliable journalistic source...

[–] trashgirlfriend 4 points 2 months ago

Huh? You know news organizations have YouTube channels right?