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[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In Tennessee, it's a felony for impersonating a gun. Having a real one on the other hand is perfectly acceptable.

[–] Tudsamfa 11 points 1 month ago

"It's me, a 8mm Glock. I like to lie threatenly on tables and being pointed at minorities." What do you think, pretty convincing, right?