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Honestly I'm not even upset. Props for walking outside like that.

Id give this guy a thumbs up and hope he doesn't rage at me.

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[–] smokin_shinobi 130 points 4 months ago (2 children)

This could be in a textbook on a chapter about political zealots in 100 years.

[–] athairmor 76 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Or, mass psychosis. Or, cults.

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[–] Tyfud 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Bold of you to assume humanity will be around then.

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[–] ThePantser 112 points 4 months ago (3 children)

These are the guys who used to bully me for my goth and scene wear. They are such tools and fools. Cowboy dumbfuck

[–] lettruthout 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hey, there are some decent cowboys out there. Let's not insult them because of this guy. "Dumbfuck" does apply though.

[–] TexasDrunk 14 points 4 months ago (3 children)

As someone who owns too many cowboy hats, pearl snap shirts, and works occasionally on my buddy's ranch, I appreciate that.

I actually don't mind the cosplay cowboys and usually turn the other cheek in matters of fashion because I just can't give a shit. But this is fucking idiotic.

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[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt 15 points 4 months ago

And the kind of person who claims even mildly hinting that you're gay is "shoving it in his face"

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[–] [email protected] 95 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Tell me your adult children don't speak with you without saying it.

[–] Tyfud 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Additionally: Tell me you would have inappropriate relationships with other people's children, without saying it.

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[–] BetaBlake 81 points 4 months ago (2 children)

These types of people hate gay people for being so "flamboyant and in your face" but these types are super fabulous and the most peacocking people.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Seriously. Gold sneakers, man purse, fancy hat, and a swirly cocktail in a sugar rimmed glass. If that isn't fabulous, then I didn't know what is.

[–] Jimmyeatsausage 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

And, tellingly, not a single friend to eat with. Dude looks like he lost a bet.

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[–] taiyang 74 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It's like when you let a little kid choose their own clothes.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Absolutely this.

"Of course buddy you can dress up like a felon billionaire"

[–] Tyfud 16 points 4 months ago

Except not even Donald looks this garish.

Which is the worst condemnation that can be given by him.

[–] negativenull 12 points 4 months ago

It's at least cute when they are young...

[–] [email protected] 52 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I’M VOTING FOR THE CONVICTED ELON

Prophetic

[–] pete_the_cat 35 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I love how these people openly and proudly admit that they're voting for a criminal to run the country.

[–] jumjummy 20 points 4 months ago

While simultaneously putting up signs that read “Back the Blue”. Critical thinking is not their strong point.

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[–] dephyre 42 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

Omg I didn't notice that detail

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 months ago (4 children)

The one thing I genuinely like about trumpers, is that they advertise that they're stupid and a horrible person, on the outside.

You can skip over the whole "getting to know them" part and go straight to ghosting them.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

You know how in nature some venomous/poisonous animals have bright colouring to warn not to touch or approach them? Trumpers are just like that.

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[–] pm_me_your_quackers 38 points 4 months ago (10 children)

Lmao the guy who's worried about the "deep state" has a free masons tattoo. Not only is he a walking joke, he's a walking contradiction.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago (7 children)

I feel sad for him. Watching an adult person be as dumb as a 5 year old, spending his money on those dumb grifter shoes.... It's sad, really

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[–] snekerpimp 32 points 4 months ago (2 children)

His handbag doesn’t have Trump on it, he’s a fake.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

That's not his handbag. His wife left it there as a decoy while she "went to the little girls' room."

Actually she's taken the car with her real handbag and is already 20 miles down I-80, headed to California for an abortion, a restraining order, and a new life.

[–] Ersatz86 31 points 4 months ago

I very much encourage and appreciate that these dildos continue to self-identify so I can give them a very wide berth

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

My character creator with only the free items

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

A highchair seems fitting

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (24 children)

can someone give me a genuine reason why people are voting for the guy who is a convicted felon, has colluded with national governments, and engaged in corruption, as well as tried to literally overthrow the government. STILL refuses to accept the results of that election.

in good faith. No shitposting please, it's funny, but i don't fucking understand it, and i want answers.

[–] carl_dungeon 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

Those shoes need little heels

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Dumbest mark I've seen in a while. Wish I had a bridge to sell this guy.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

You don't?

Does he know you don't?

Sell it to him anyways.

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[–] ChillPenguin 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This makes me sad. The dude probably has zero personality. Put all his points into cult shit.

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[–] Gradually_Adjusting 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Behold, a basement dweller!

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil 13 points 4 months ago

God's most perfect idiot

[–] drunkpostdisaster 13 points 4 months ago

That shirt makes him look like his own red flag.

[–] WoahWoah 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I particularly like his purse. It somehow compliments the shoes.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (10 children)

I am genuinely curious, I don't try to be smug. So please don't get this wrong, but I have to ask: is it legal & OK in the US to take pictures of people w/o their consent?

[–] Subverb 16 points 4 months ago (4 children)

It's legal if you're in a place with no reasonable expectation of privacy, such as a restaurant.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Clown, mascot, amateur wrestler? Or maybe he's going to a football game.

[–] ohlaph 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I really want to see his 1990 Dodge.

[–] partial_accumen 22 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

This guy bought the gold trump sneakers. He's clearly an easy mark. Some slick car salesman saw this guy coming from a mile away and talked him into a brand new 2024 RAM pickup on a 10 year note at 23% interest. The truck is in the parking lot right now festooned with now faded "Lets Go Brandon" flags he purchased at a gas station.

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[–] A_Random_Idiot 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

5 bucks says hes hit a woman for "disrespecting" him on more than one occasion.

The disrespect, of course, being pointing out/correcting some minor inconsequential thing he was wrong about.

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