Ersatz86

“Exchange” implies that information flowed in both directions in a transactional manner. Never before heard the term used to describe “one-sided, manic, belittling, self-aggrandizing, tone-deaf tirade.” Live and learn, I guess.

A guy in a bar told me, “Son, women control 50% of the money in this county, and 100% of the pussy, so act accordingly.”

Dunno. She seems fairly healthy from here.

She may want to have that bubbling paint on her hood looked at, tho. Probably some rust she’ll be better off without.

The preceding discourse was civilized and adult, and I am a better person for having witnessed it. Well done all.

@[email protected] knows some shit yo

High quality post 👍

Now dammit, as a lifelong Gator ~~apologist~~ fan, I find this particularly ~~accurate~~ insensitive and unamusing

Ahhh I can almost taste the delicate tang of stale beer, vomit, urine, and disappointment that anoints The Quarter on a Sunday morn.

I too have a chicken-kicking story. Posting now so’s I’ll remember to write it out later.

It was precisely like a bad, dirty paper cut that stank of fish munge.

Haven’t seen it mentioned here, so a word to the wise: their beaks are somewhere sharp-edged, and if you were to grasp the beak and your hand were to slide lengthwise (towards or away from the tip), you could sustain a nasty cut.

Source: adolescent me harassing pelicans that were a lil too inquisitive about my days’ fishing catch on a dock somewhere near Cedar Key, FL.

This right here. I’ve known two drivers with this exact habit. Spectacularly infuriating.

Just let me out right here. I’ll walk.