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[–] dogsnest 249 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] ChillPenguin 104 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I swear he has such a punchable face.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm not touching him with my bare hands.

[–] Agrivar 25 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Can I have your turn then?

I'll punch him for both of us - I work in the trades, I'm used to industrial strength hand cleaners.

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[–] Lemminary 15 points 3 months ago

War crime worthy, ngl.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Remember when this tough guy got bullied on the internet?

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[–] ArgentRaven 16 points 3 months ago

He looks like a baby that just ate a lemon wedge for the first time.

[–] [email protected] 184 points 3 months ago (8 children)

So they call him Tampon Tim for having provided sanitary products? Do they think this is somehow insulting or belittling? I'd call myself that and act like it's my superhero name any day. WTF kind of mindset are these people in?

[–] [email protected] 150 points 3 months ago (3 children)

He is going to stop the red wave.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 months ago

Oh fucking bravo.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Isn't red associated with communism in the USA? It just gets more confusing.

[–] candybrie 41 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, but since 2000, it's been the republican color. We were pretty over the whole communism thing at that moment in time.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Valid. It still confuses me regularly though, because I remember "the reds" to be the enemy of the USA.

Having said that, it's probably true either way.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They hate women.

If you help women, you are worthy of scorn. You might as well be a woman if you like them so much, amirite?

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[–] BetaBlake 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He really should start calling himself that at events and interviews, they'll all stop calling him that immediately.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Absolutely, just own up to it. Have the interviewers ask him why that's become his nickname, he can share some background, maybe some anecdotes if he has any. Suddenly, Tampon Tim is a badge of honor.

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[–] badhops 18 points 3 months ago (7 children)

i have been told that they are also available in the boys bathroom. Having feminine products placed the boys bathroom confuses / emasculates them.

The same group that removes their children from what limited sex education. Same guys that don't wipe their ass because it is too gay

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Can someone PLEASE make a Tampon Tim shirt already??? I'm ready for the "FUCK Joe Biden" and "Say no to the ho" crowd to tell me my shirt is inappropriate around children.

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[–] Broken_Monitor 140 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Walz’s stance isn’t even that restrictive. He’s signed bills for better background checks, which is pretty reasonable. We have background checks for all kinds of other dangerous situations, its not a new concept or a difficult thing to pass. He’s signed a bill to remove guns from those who pose a danger to themselves or others. Is Rittenhouse implying here that he poses a danger to himself or the general public? If Walz’s policies should take the guns away from Rittenhouse then that’s what I get out of this. Kyle is acknowledging, even advertising, that he is a continued danger to those around him.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Walz owns guns. He's a hunter. Trying to paint him as anti-gun is pretty silly.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

My feelings does not care about your facts and logic. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[–] blazera 91 points 3 months ago (10 children)

Yeah, i want his guns taken away.

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[–] pyre 90 points 3 months ago (9 children)

he's so desperate to become relevant

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Getting a real job is yucky and un-american

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

He was relevant there for a hot minute when he spoke out against Trump, but now he's doing whatever he can to get back in MAGA's good graces.

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[–] FancyLad 89 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Weird thing to say to a retired command sergeant major. I bet he didn't even intentionally cross state lines to murder someone either.

[–] Delphia 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm Australian so being an english speaker on the internet I have an opinion on American politics because no matter how hard I try to escape it I cant. So if I have to hear about it incessantly Im going to keep throwing my half informed opinion in.

But FUCK ME is the Harris/Walz ticket well thought out. You have a sitting Dem VP who is female and a POC with a history of being "tough on crime" and a male white late middle aged former high ranking NCO veteran with a history of some super liberal policies in his midwestern home state...

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[–] thesporkeffect 76 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It's not even an empty threat here, he has killed and he will kill again

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[–] drunkpostdisaster 61 points 3 months ago (20 children)

Wrong person survived that night

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 months ago (4 children)

He looks like such a soft, little cupcake. Why do all these new Republicans look like they're wearing guyliner?

Nothing wrong with that BTW, just noticing a trend. Are they not getting enough sunlight in the closet?

[–] Anticorp 21 points 3 months ago

Have you not seen how their leader looks? He's a pudgy bag of fat, and malice.

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[–] Jakdracula 46 points 3 months ago

Tampon Tim will stop the red wave.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Imaginary fights in their head. What a sad life.

Imagine just living like this and fuming.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Hey, Tampon? Tim?

Yeah, to me it reads like wee Kyle was just being polite and offering Tim Walz some of it's spare feminine hygiene products.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (2 children)

He figured he already got away with three murders, he can do it again.

Secret Service, arrest this.... I will not call him a man...

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

#ComeAndTakeWhatExactly

#WhatDidTimTakeFromYou

that is not what i thought the hashtag/pound was used for

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Reminds me of Ted Cruz:

[Harris'] record is extraordinarily radical. Let me say at the outset, Kamala can’t have my guns, she can’t have my gasoline engine, and she sure as hell can’t have my steaks and cheeseburgers.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago

He's so transparently pandering.

Ted Cruz is smarter than all of this which is why I hate him more than MTG. She's sad as shit because this is real to her. Ted is just a spineless grovelling coward with a shame kink who wants desperately to be powerful.

[–] Ensign_Crab 18 points 3 months ago (9 children)

Rittenhouse is a murderer.

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[–] danc4498 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Maybe the emoji he chose was a water gun, but the app he uses shows a real gun. 🔫

Still should come in for some questioning.

[–] WarlordSdocy 16 points 3 months ago

Funny you mention that X actually recently swapped the squirt gun back to a real gun.

[–] Leviathan 15 points 3 months ago

Kyle Rittenhouse has menstruating vagina confirmed.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Its pretty funny with some people are claiming he's trans

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Shittenhouse makes an excellent use case for drone strikes, I have to admit.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"Bite my lip and play with my hair" lol

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

He can't get a job so all he has left is being a grifter.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Yes, but thats just allowed now. 🤷‍♂️

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