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[–] [email protected] 130 points 2 months ago (3 children)

If you don't feel like eating the crust, you're having a shitty pizza.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Agreed. Just crushed a pizza and the crust was awesomely good

[–] Scolding7300 9 points 2 months ago

Unless you're trying to maximize protein to carb ratio when eating a pizza (if your top priorityis to eat the pizza). But then, are you really eating a pizza if you don't eat the crust?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But I like the cheese and topping part a lot more so way eat extra calories?

Alternatively...

🥺

👉👈

Make me?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Apparently you've been eating substandard pizza, because really good pizza crust is a delight unto itself.

However if you insist you only like the toppings, you have 2 choices:

  1. Find a life partner who loves crust.

  2. Just bake the toppings in/on a sheet pan and eat them directly from it, without crust.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago (9 children)

Fuck that.

  • You're a grown ass adult, eat whatever you want

If you don't like the taste of crust and have enough money that you don't need to make use of every piece of food, then don't eat the crust.

If you don't like the taste of crust but think it has some benefit, then eat the crust.

If you don't like the taste of crust but are broke and want to eat the crust to feel full so you can spend more money on other stuff, then eat the crust.

If you like the taste of crust but want to save the crusts to make an art piece out of them, then don't eat the crust.

YOU'RE AN ADULT, YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT, DON'T LET SOCIETY PRESSURE YOU TO DO OTHERWISE

[–] StrongHorseWeakNeigh 92 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This person doesn't eat the crust

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I fully agree with them and i eat the crust

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Top-notch detective work

[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 months ago (23 children)

Counterpoint: Society should be pressuring people not to increase food waste just because they can afford throw stuff away for no reason.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I really appreciate the menu of options available

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[–] pyre 37 points 2 months ago (3 children)

people throw away the crust? is this an American thing?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not enough corn syrup on that bit.

[–] pyre 7 points 2 months ago

i think they just love wasting food at this point.

[–] greedytacothief 12 points 2 months ago

It can be surprisingly difficult to get good crust in the US. But I can understand not always wanting to eat the crust in America because some pizzarias just don't care enough to make a good dough.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

Throwing away the crust is just wasting food.

[–] NorthWestWind 20 points 2 months ago (4 children)

You clearly forgot to order your pizza with cheese-filled crust

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[–] Thcdenton 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But my dog expects the crust. I'd never let him down

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Lucky, my dog is gluten intolerant. It's not fun cleaning out his fur.

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[–] Sam_Bass 18 points 2 months ago

Being a grown ass man means you dont have to

[–] Delphiantares 17 points 2 months ago

Born and raised in us never understood it I eat the crust unless the it has the consistency of charcoal

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Ah yes, I'm a grown-ass adult and I take orders from a meme.

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[–] LotrOrc 14 points 2 months ago

But my dog loves the crust and I don't so when I get pizza he gets really happy

Why should I take that away from him lol

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

It depends on the quality of the crust, and just how much pizza i've already eaten, a man's gotta have a code.

[–] sunbrrnslapper 12 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Is this about my husband? 😉

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

You eat the base of the pizza there? That's crazy. It's like eating a paper plate. You are supposed to eat only the topping. Next you're gonna say you eat the bread that wraps your sandwiches.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (7 children)

The crust is(most of the tine) the best part of the pizza. I sometimes only eat the crust

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You are mistaken, I am a grown ass-man.

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[–] Jilanico 11 points 2 months ago

Protip: leave some cheese near the crust and eat the crust lengthwise. Tada! You got cheesy bread.

[–] CaptainSpaceman 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

How to eat crust

  • Method 1: Finish main portion of slice, then raw dog crust

  • Method 2: Finish main portion of slice, then dip in preferred sauce or orifice.

  • Method 3: Puree entire slice and insert into mouth hole via straw or funnel.

  • Method 4: Roll pizza slice around crust, creating a Swiss Pizza Roll. slice into wheels 1/4-1/2" thick width. Use 4 Pizza Wheels, several toothpicks, and one additional slice of pizza to create a PizzaMobile. Race your friends or pet or imaginary friend to see who can make the fastest PizzaMobile!

  • Method 5: Throw crust in the trash can and stare at it for 5-10 minutes. Glare loathingly at it; make it understand exactly how disgusted you are by its lack of sauce, cheese, and toppings. What a piece of shit.......................

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

I'm a grown ass man. I'll eat or don't eat what i damn well please.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"We're now live at Mr Plohmann's who's voluntarily eaten nothing but pizza crust for four years."

"I never said 'voluntarily'!"

"You still eating that?"

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

When I was in grade school, I used to only eat the crust. I hated the center part with its tomatoes and cheese and stuff.

[–] theangryseal 17 points 2 months ago

Oh, you mean the pizza. You hated the pizza. You liked bread.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Young you would've absolutely loved bread

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

And wash the tablet down with water. You don’t need chewy ones.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I make my own pizza, and I always put stuff on the crust to make it interesting to eat in its own right. Usually I alternate little chunks of himalayan sea salt, roasted garlic, and black garlic every inch or so around the outside. Makes it into a sort of weird but tasty pretzel.

I have tried making stuffed crust pizza by folding the outside edge back over some cheese, but it always opens up while cooking in the oven. I don't know what the secret is to that shit. Maybe I should use staples?

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