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[–] hperrin 204 points 4 months ago (36 children)

I feel like you’re an asshole if you buy a 22 foot long pickup to take to IKEA.

[–] [email protected] 233 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (17 children)

I don't see it that way. Long vehicles at IKEA, Lowe's, hell even Michael's -- I don't care. Their parking lots are built for that. And the stuff they get.

Long vehicles in a fucking Trader Joes, definitely asshole material.

[–] NegativeInf 145 points 4 months ago (5 children)

It really depends on WHERE you park if you are going to park this way. Parking it in the boonies, way way out at the end of the parking lot? Saintly.

Parking it as close to the entrance as possible? Dungeon. 1000 years dungeon.

But generally I agree. This is the purpose of a truck. To haul heavy items that would not fit in a standard or small vehicle. But don't buy a fucking truck for status or for your office job.

[–] Lost_My_Mind 15 points 4 months ago (6 children)

How about backing up the truck bed into the entrance doors, so when you get done, you just load it straight into the back of your truck, THEN exit the building, and drive off?

[–] NegativeInf 22 points 4 months ago

Launched into the sun.

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[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds 23 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, God forbid he wants to actually take stuff home.

That said, if you've got a huge truck (and I live in the country and work blue collar so I get it, sometimes you need one), have a small car too. Trucks aren't cheap, you can afford a Civic for the city.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 21 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I’m sure lots of people have stories about getting huge loads home from IKEA in a tiny car.

I once got two 10’ tall wardrobes and a matching dresser home in a Volkswagen.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

For shopping at Trader Joe's while they're trying to dissolve the NLRB, yes, also the truck thing

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 4 months ago (7 children)

Please explain how taking a large vehicle to a furniture store makes you an asshole.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 4 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago

Good to see JD Vance take this girls for a ride.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago

Dodge ram.

Statistically speaking they also have a DUI.

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[–] [email protected] 117 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Next sign: ok, you're just an a-hole for buying a 22ft vehicle.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 months ago (12 children)

He's nice enough to make a sign, at least give the man some benefits of the doubt.

Maybe it's company issued car? Or maybe his work really need a 22ft pickup?

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[–] [email protected] 84 points 4 months ago (9 children)

If this person works in a trade that requires heavy hauling of equipment and matrials, fine. They need this truck.

If this person is using it to make up for personal inadequacies then fuck them for buying a monstrosity that pollutes like hell and wasted gasoline.

[–] HowManyNimons 39 points 4 months ago (10 children)

To be fair, going to IKEA is a defensible application for a vehicle like this. Some of those flat packs are pretty bulky.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

the only road vehicles longer than 20 feet that i know of off the top of my head are busses, and box trucks, and im guessing this is a box truck.

Neither of those are cool enough for someone with a small dick to drive as a daily lmao.

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[–] [email protected] 79 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Even my company work van is only like.. 15ft long.. and it can fit basically anything I'd ever need to use for construction related needs.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 months ago (1 children)

But will it compensate for having a tiny dick?

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[–] Etterra 55 points 4 months ago

Right, because they had absolutely no choice but to buy a truck so goddamn oversized that it can't fit in a spot. Fuck that guy.

[–] taiyang 54 points 4 months ago (33 children)

To those saying it's a truck at a furniture store: Y'all, it's IKEA. Almost everything is boxed, you don't need the truck. I manage just fine in a Mini Cooper (although admittedly that's because of the hatch back, my Ford sedan has some trouble on the longer boxes).

That said, trucks have a place. Just not sure why they're allowed to sell to normies such long trucks; we really need regulation on that. It's getting rather dangerous in parking lots for the exact reason this guy put on his notification. Trying to get out of a spot with a long vehicle next to you is a bit of a roll of the dice because of visibility especially.

[–] FlyingSquid 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Not absolutely everything. I got my wife a wicker rocking chair from Ikea years ago when she was pregnant as a nursing chair and I had to strap it to the top of my car with bungees. But it was still just a sedan. I didn't need a big truck.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 4 months ago (20 children)

So much accusations and assumptions. What if the owner is a construction worker doing custom kitchen deliveries, and needs this monster for living. You sure can't haul a kitchen kit in your man's Toyota Aygo or Fiat 500.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What if he’s got to move these refrigerators? What if he’s got to move these color tv’s?

[–] TSG_Asmodeus 23 points 4 months ago (2 children)

What if he’s got to move these refrigerators? What if he’s got to move these color tv’s?

That ain't workin'. That's the way you do it.

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 4 months ago (10 children)

i mean, most parking lots have back to back spaces, so it sounds to me like they've pulled in the first one, all the way through to the next one. I see no problem here, large trucks like this have to stop somewhere.

Beats parking in the lot sideways LMAO.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's right. You're an "___HOLE" for buying a fucking 22 foot long truck and then trying to use it as a car.

[–] drphungky 61 points 4 months ago (7 children)

I mean, the meme says at an IKEA parking lot. If ever there were a completely valid time to use that truck and park it in a lot, that's it.

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[–] Kadaj21 35 points 4 months ago (7 children)

You know, it doesn't say how they’re taking up two spots. If they’re going about it long-wise, then I’d be okay with long ass vehicles taking up two spots. I’ve seen cars/trucks with trailers do it all the time.

Now if they’re parking like a BMW and taking up two spots that way, then sure, they’re kind of an ahole. Slightly Less so if at least they parked in the boonies.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago (10 children)

I mean if it's for mostly utility and work I'll give this a pass.

Also most of the time the a-holes take 2 width worth of parking spaces. Rarely I see 2 parking space long.

When I used to have a beetle I used to park behind super long trucks at major events when there was no parking spaces left... So.. win win.

[–] OutsizedWalrus 16 points 4 months ago (4 children)

This would have to be a HD truck with an 8ft bed and a crew cab. I don’t see anyone driving those things around for fun.

The lifted truck crowd is doing short beds.

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[–] jj4211 15 points 4 months ago

Also depends on where. If they parked in a mostly empty area of the parking lot, ok, who cares. If they park in the closest possible place that can fit them, well, that's not cool.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago (13 children)

Choosing to buy an impractical vehicle does not give one a pass to park incorrectly

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[–] Logical 26 points 4 months ago (6 children)

I think this is the nicest way to go about parking a vehicle like this. I might think it's a bigger vehicle than necessary, but this is not the person who should primarily receive hate for their choice of car.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (3 children)

My work truck is a Silverado 2500 HD, so a pretty big pickup with a topper and a bed in the back that rolls out behind it to hold all the parts I need to repair things on-site. Because of this, I usually park halfway past a parking spot into the one in front of it (but far from the entryway) so I can extend the bed behind the truck without it going into traffic and causing a dangerous situation for me and other people.

One day while I was fixing something inside, some nosy Karen put a note on it saying I should buy a smaller vehicle if I can't fit it in a single parking spot. Like, ???? I didn't choose the model of vehicle and I parked that way to be as out-of-the-way as possible! But I'm sure they felt very smug writing that note. All I'm saying is you should never assume someone else's situation...

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