weirdly I'm still a Linux administrator but with way more fun services to maintain.
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Can I ask how you got a job as a Linux administrator?
Easy, you mention you want to use BSD and the other IT guys give you that look.
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I'm not a Linux admin, but I think there are certifications you can get and exams you can take to show you understand stuff about shell scripting and related topics, if that's what you're interested in.
I think they have questions like "Make it so a welcome message and the time display when someone logs into your Linux server", among other, harder things.
I don't know a huge amount about the job market, but just saying you have those kinds of skills on your CV along with a bit of experience in some other tech/coding/data stuff might even be enough.
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Huh, I now get paid to waste time staring at the internet. Neat, I guess?
Urgh, better than being paid to start online fights. Your mother?
MY MOTHER'S A SAINT
RN = Refreshments and Narcotics
Are you me?
'office/M365 tutor for geriatrics'
Compared to actual title
"Director of Information Systems"
Every day makes me understand Marvin from HHGTTG more and more.
I feel that in my soul. I'm a sysadmin, however it's mostly password resets ๐ฅฒ
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Greeeeat, now I'm jerking off someone for money.
Jokes aside, writing is the predominant single activity I engage in that's in the spirit of the question, and I've made some money doing it here and there. But it was never my job.
Director of building Magic the Gathering commander decks but not actually playing them
I feel you. Moxfield is my greatest enemy.
Professional slanderer of programming languages.
I've spent more time than I care to admit
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As an Uber driver, I do everything I can to put people at ease. I end up in many deep, heartfelt conversations with my passengers. I introduce people to new music, and spread information about homeless assistance programs and other resources around the Denver area.
Uber is the platform from which I do my work as a community supporter.
I do Uber my own way, according to my vision. I am an Uber Mensch.
Professional Cat Petter! ๐ป
You guys have time for other things? I do my job and can fill my day with that. I sometimes have to stand my ground to make other people understand that no, I cannot do this additional tasks everyday, I don't have the time for that.
95% of the time it is busy. The other 5% I use to catch up with the stuff I have no time for when it is busy.
If I didn't make time to do anything besides work and sleep like that I would literally go insane after about 2 weeks
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Professional YouTube Watcher or Professional Hobbyist Language Learner.
Guitarist/cross stitcher, with a side job as a professional TV watcher lol
Professional manual analysis of herbal terpinoid content (ignition-form expert).
I'm a professional social media browser.
I think I'd actually kill myself.
Professional sleeper.
That should pretty much be the answer for anyone with a full-time job.
professional internet browserist. there are 16 hours between sleeping and multitasking.
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There was this Russian developer who got jailed for something a couple years back. I've looked up his website and it was a giant field of mines. Up to the challenge, I've proceeded for weeks to try to clear it during work hours. Finally managed and all I got was something akin to a laugh.wav as a reward.
Guess I'm a minesweeper.
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Linux admin ๐
I basically do farming at the level of a second job, so I suppose it would be that even though I don't do it commercially (yet).
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~~I really don't want to play Arma professionally~~ I misunderstood the question
Power point archivist and people tracker downer!
Sleeping
Sysadmin cosplayer or Barista.
Linux Sysadmin. Funnily enough, that's the career I'm in after procrastinating a lot during my ecology studies.
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Current Job title: programmer
Effective job title: Sysadmin.
I'm a professional drinker.
Of water, right?
Right?
VR game level designer. Neat!
Pro golfer or sword fighter. Can't complain
Is this specifically things we do during work hours more than our actual job? Or what we choose to do with our free time?
Cause if it's slacking off at work, sadly, I am probably now a professional Solitaire player. If it's in my free time... Well, my ADHD keeps me hopping from activity to activity so often let's just call it "Special Projects Manager"...
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