Admetus

Those apple pie slices that came in the card carton thing? So crispy and beautiful.

GCHQ. Need I say more...

Reminds me of suicidelinux

This comic almost has an xkcd flavour to it.

To be fair though, part of the passengers were a father & son participating in a sort of father & son trip in which the son was adamant that he didn't want to go down in the submarine. He was literally scared. But the father dragged the son down with him, and sadly the son perished inside something he feared.

De-googled chromium works for me.

Back to the ol' times of Windows.

Ok that's enough internet for today. Never thought I'd be saying this on Lemmy.

That's gonna smell tomorrow.

I've seen Fedora lauded for being so responsive, and I'd probably go for that over the super bloated Ubuntu. I know it's not debloated either but that is preferable over dealing with Arch which needs a lot of tinkering time which eats into my work time.

I feel like this is the most concise answer in this thread.

Omega squared baby!

Applies for a position as director of marketing.

"Sorry, you're a Pisces."

Why Pisces!? 😭