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[–] [email protected] 54 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What about #2? Waffle stomp?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 months ago

The poop knife is just out of shot.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 months ago

Sometimes I have dreams where I go to a restroom and it's arranged weird or has a strange toilet or something. This reminds me of those dreams.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ugh. I can smell that through the Wi-Fi.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

This is the proof that it's not wy-fy.

Also we are on version n, so it's Wee-Peen.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

No it's because English is a weird language that has different probounciations for every word

English is inconsistent

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Darkmuch 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] occhionaut 9 points 3 months ago

Diuretic in Dungeon

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago

That would probably be as scary as standing on one of those glass bottom canyon platforms.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

love how you can see that there's still designated piss spots

[–] Ghostalmedia 17 points 3 months ago

I think those are spray marks from the flushing system / pipe above.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Which means the "one spot between pissers" rule still applies

[–] kraftpudding 17 points 3 months ago

STAND PISS ON ON GRATE WALL

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wouldn't trust standing on the grate because people will piss where they can piss and someone is bound to have pissed on the grate

[–] ameancow 24 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

You have obviously never been in a movie theater men's restroom, a sporting event men's restroom, or any busy gas-station restroom. The floor is entirely pools of piss. I rather stand on a grate that someone pissed on.

There's a reason many homes ask guests to take off their shoes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Must be an american thing then because none of the public toilets here in Australia are like that

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

That's cause your piss pools are on the ceiling.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

European too then. In the Czech Republic we have piss everywhere even outside of toilets.

[–] werefreeatlast 15 points 3 months ago

Somebody got tired of cleaning everything finally and just gave up.

[–] Luvs2Spuj 13 points 3 months ago

I'm redoing my bathroom at home and just have to get one of these.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Stand on piss
grate on wall

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well you could technically do that if you have access to enough piss and a freezer

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

What sorry soul doesn't have enough piss in the freezer?!?

God bless them and their pissless freezers.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

That is an arrangement, which certainly is not up to the gentleman's guide for public toilets, which states An open urinal should form a wall between us: During off-peak toilet moments, there are bound to be empty urinals. It is the norm to having an open urinal separate us or things will be awkward. Assuming than each brick on the wall has a length of 16" or 406 mm, that means the walls to the left and right are 90" or 2.03 m apart. This is a quite cozy arrangement. Also, how would the pee-area on the left wall be used when there will be two persons already using the front wall?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

WELCOME TO THE PISS WALL

[–] normalexit 6 points 3 months ago

Nice try R Kelly

[–] trolololol 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

This also has liquor store in the middle of the Mojave vibes. Mind ya those all have Wild-wasteland.mp3 playing constantly so yeah...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Yo I love non-league football

[–] Donkter 3 points 3 months ago

Then stand on the grate and piss on the wall!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

[–] Thcdenton 2 points 3 months ago

STAND ON PISS GRATE ON WALL