occhionaut

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[–] occhionaut 1 points 3 months ago

Do not come.

[–] occhionaut 6 points 3 months ago

It would also be much easier to conquer than Taiwan.

[–] occhionaut 2 points 3 months ago
[–] occhionaut 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Take the recent Chinese intelligence scandals coming out about their nukes having water in the fuel tanks and silo caps that cant retract. I believe wholeheartedly that corruption has stolen most of the nails from the thermonuclear hands in both Russia and China. Probably even NK too, to some extent.

[–] occhionaut 2 points 3 months ago

"guys, did that flower just talk..?"

[–] occhionaut 4 points 3 months ago

Nah, dont worry about em. Theyll be o-clay.

[–] occhionaut 1 points 3 months ago

and nobody tell him he can squeeze the sides to unstick most of it

[–] occhionaut 2 points 3 months ago

"this 'nana, gaang"

[–] occhionaut 2 points 3 months ago

No straw. No pause. As fast as you can. Brainfreeze isnt real, its just another woke mindvirus keyword meant to steal your cum or smn

[–] occhionaut 2 points 3 months ago

Its incredible how accurately you can predict projections with the GOP

[–] occhionaut 2 points 3 months ago
[–] occhionaut 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

insert quip here

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